TODAY IS WEDNESDAY
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS????
NONE OF THIS BUT FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT OVER THERE? IS THAT AN INCIDENT? CAUSED BY OUR INTREPID ISLAND DWELLERS? WHO ARE FUCKED BECAUSE THIS SUPER GENIUS ISN'T THERE TO SAVE THEM?
"HEY WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I DON'T WATCH?":
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE INCIDENT, DO YOU?