I WAS FORCED TO DO THIS, I SWEAR.
DO YOU REMEMBER
THIS? OK, THIS IS THE PART WHERE I RUIN YOUR INNOCENT PURE MINDS.
SEVEN A.M., WAKING UP IN THE MORNING
GOTTA DEFEAT THE WU SOLDIERS, GOTTA OPEN THE FLOOD GATES
GOTTA DEFEAT THE WEI SOLDIERS, GOTTA GET TO THE CASTLE
SEEIN' EVERYTHING, THE TIME IS GOIN'
KILLIN' ON AND ON, EVERYBODY'S FIGHTIN'
GOTTA GET THAT LÜ MENG GUY
GOTTA CATCH THAT LU XUN GUN, I SEE THE GATES (THE FLOOD GATES!)
ENEMIES ON FRONT FLANKS
ENEMIES ON THE BACK FLANKS
GOTTA MAKE MY MIND UP
WHICH ENEMY SHALL I KILL FIRST?
IT'S FANCHENG, FANCHENG
I'M GOING DOWN ON FANCHENG
EVERYBODY IS LOOKIN' FORWARD TO CONQUER THE CASTLE, THE CASTLE
FANCHENG, FANCHENG
I'M GOING DOWN ON FANCHENG
EVERYBODY IS LOOKIN' FORWARD TO THE BATTLE
BEHEADING BEHEADING (FAN)
FLOODING FLOODING (FAN)
FAN FAN FAN FAN
LOOKIN' FORWARD TO OUR CONQUEST
YESTERDAY WE WERE KILLING, KILLING
TODAY WE ARE DYING, DYING (DAMMIT)
WE WE WE FLOODING TERRITORIES
WE DROWNING PEOPLE
WE GONNA KILL A THOUSAND TODAY
TOMORROW WE'LL GET WEI DUDES
AND WU COMES AFTER... THAT
GUAN YU'S WEEKEND WILL NEVER END
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...THEN I GOT LAZY AND DENIED THAT I WROTE THIS. OK, YOU CAN MOVE ON NOW. OR NOT.