WOLFRAM AND YUURI MAKE ART-BABIES
DURING CELEBRATIONS FOR WOLFRAM'S 100TH BIRTHDAY, THINGS KINDA GOT OUT OF HAND. THE RESULT WAS THAT HALF THE TAVERNS AROUND SHIN MAKOKU'S CAPITOL WERE BURNED TO THE GROUND BECAUSE IT WAS DECIDED THAT THE BEST WAY TO CELEBRATE A PRINCE'S 100TH BIRTHDAY WAS TO PLAY DODGEBALL WITH MOLOTOV COCKTAILS.
WOLFRAM'S AIM WAS REALLY OFF, SO HE JUST STARTED CHUCKING FIREBALLS AT EVERYONE. YUURI CALLED HIM A CHEATER, BUT WOLFRAM SAID THAT YUURI WAS THE CHEATER FOR DOUSING THE FLAMES WITH WATER BALLS, AND HE WAS A RELATIONSHIP-CHEATER ANYWAY. SO THEY PUT YUURI IN THE CORNER AND DIDN'T ALLOW HIM TO PLAY ANYMORE EXCEPT TO HEAL PEOPLE WHEN THEY HAD IMPORTANT PARTS BURNED OFF.
THE NEXT DAY, WOLFRAM WOKE UP WEARING CONRAD'S PANTS AND YUURI WAS WEARING CONRAD'S COAT AND JOSAK WAS WEARING CONRAD'S UNDERSHIRT AND GWENDAL WAS WEARING GUNTER AND CONRAD WAS NAKED IN THE WOODS SOMEWHERE. OH, AND LOTS OF PEOPLE WERE HOMELESS BECAUSE THEIR HOUSES BURNED DOWN.
IT WAS A GOOD PARTY.
LIKE ALL GOOD PARTIES, THEY FELT GUILTY ABOUT IT AFTERWARDS, SO YUURI AND WOLFRAM TEAMED UP AND STARTED AN ANTI-DRUNK-SPELLCASTING CAMPAIGN AND PUT THESE POSTERS ALL OVER THE REMAINING PUBS. YUURI DID THE LETTERING AND WOLFRAM DID THE ILLUSTRATIONS.
WOLFRAM'S AIM WAS REALLY OFF, SO HE JUST STARTED CHUCKING FIREBALLS AT EVERYONE. YUURI CALLED HIM A CHEATER, BUT WOLFRAM SAID THAT YUURI WAS THE CHEATER FOR DOUSING THE FLAMES WITH WATER BALLS, AND HE WAS A RELATIONSHIP-CHEATER ANYWAY. SO THEY PUT YUURI IN THE CORNER AND DIDN'T ALLOW HIM TO PLAY ANYMORE EXCEPT TO HEAL PEOPLE WHEN THEY HAD IMPORTANT PARTS BURNED OFF.
THE NEXT DAY, WOLFRAM WOKE UP WEARING CONRAD'S PANTS AND YUURI WAS WEARING CONRAD'S COAT AND JOSAK WAS WEARING CONRAD'S UNDERSHIRT AND GWENDAL WAS WEARING GUNTER AND CONRAD WAS NAKED IN THE WOODS SOMEWHERE. OH, AND LOTS OF PEOPLE WERE HOMELESS BECAUSE THEIR HOUSES BURNED DOWN.
IT WAS A GOOD PARTY.
LIKE ALL GOOD PARTIES, THEY FELT GUILTY ABOUT IT AFTERWARDS, SO YUURI AND WOLFRAM TEAMED UP AND STARTED AN ANTI-DRUNK-SPELLCASTING CAMPAIGN AND PUT THESE POSTERS ALL OVER THE REMAINING PUBS. YUURI DID THE LETTERING AND WOLFRAM DID THE ILLUSTRATIONS.