KKM MAD LIBS
HAY GUISE... I TRIED TO WRITE YUURI/WOLFRAM FANFICTION, BUT IT TURNED OUT SHITTIER THAN SHIT. SO THEN I HAD THE BRILLIANT IDEA TO MAKE IT EVEN SHITTIER THAN STUFF THAT IS ALREADY SHITTIER THAN SHIT, WHATEVER THAT WOULD BE, AND IT TURNED INTO A MAD LIBS STORY. THERE’S A LOT MORE WHERE THIS CAME FROM, TOO... SETS 2 AND 3 ARE COMING SOON MWAHAHAHA!!
AHEM. IF YOU’VE NEVER PLAYED MAD LIBS BEFORE (WHO HASN’T?) IT GOES LIKE THIS. I PROMPT YOU FOR A LIST OF WORDS. THEN YOU USE THOSE WORDS TO FILL IN THE BLANKS IN THE STORY. LIKE, IF THE PROMPT IS “PERSON”, YOU PICK A PERSON - PREFERABLY A KKM CHARACTER IF YOU WANT THIS TO “MAKE SENSE”, BUT I WON’T BE THE ONE STOPPING YOU FROM USING JUSTIN BIEBER. NO CHEATING BY READING THE STORY BEFOREHAND!!! THAT IS ALL.
THE LIST OF WORDS HUR DURR~
[A] A GAME
[B] IDK SOME NOUN
[C] ANOTHER NOUN
[D] PICK A NUMBER, ANY NUMBER
[E] SUPERLATIVE ADJECTIVE
[F] PERSON
[G] ANOTHER PERSON
[H] PERSON WHO GETS TOTALLY SHAFTED HAHA
[I] NOUN
[J] KKM-VERSE CREATURE AND/OR CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL ABOMINATION
[K] ADJECTIVE
[L] ADJECTIVE
[M] NOUN
[N] PERSON
[O] COUNTRY OTHER THAN SHIN MAKOKU
[P] NOUN
[Q] ADVERB
[R] PLACE
[S] EXPLETIVE EXCLAMATION
[T] -ING VERB
[U] GROUP OF PEOPLE
[V] A GAME
[W] PERSON
[X] PERSON
[Y] PERSON
[Z] EMOTIONAL STATE
OKAY, STORYTIEM STARTS HERE
ONE DAY, WOLFRAM WENT UP TO YUURI AND WAS LIKE, “HEY, LET’S GET MARRIED.”
YUURI WAS BUSY PLAYING __[A]__, BUT RELUCTANTLY LOOKED UP AT HIS FIANCE BECAUSE THE LAST TIME HE IGNORED WOLFRAM, __[B]__ GOT BURNED TO A CRISP. REALLY, THOUGH, YUURI DIDN’T WANT TO GET MARRIED. HE HAD YET TO ACCOMPLISH HIS DREAM OF BECOMING A PROFESSIONAL __[C]__ WRESTLER AND WASN’T READY TO SETTLE DOWN, NEVER MIND THE FACT THAT HE AND WOLFRAM HAD BEEN ENGAGED FOR THE PAST __[D]__ DECADES AND PRETTY MUCH HAD BEEN AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE DURING AT LEAST HALF OF THAT.
“FINE,” YUURI SAID, “LET’S GET HITCHED. THOUGH I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT MARRIAGE RUINING YOUR SEX LIFE.”
“DON’T WORRY, WIMP. YOU’RE ALREADY THE __[E]__ LOVER IN THE WORLD, AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT.”
“UM, THANKS, MAYBE.”
WHAT FOLLOWED WAS A FLURRY OF ACTION. __[F]__ WAS IN CHARGE OF DECORATIONS, AND __[G]__ WAS MANAGING THE INVITATIONS. __[G]__ HAD THE EASIEST JOB, REALLY, BECAUSE THE WHOLE KINGDOM WAS INVITED, EXCEPT FOR __[H]__, WHO WAS A LOSER AND WEPT BITTER TEARS WHILE SITTING AT HOME, UTTERLY ALONE.
GWENDAL WAS ALSO BAKING A GIGANTIC CAKE WITH THE MAIDS, AND THEY TOPPED IT WITH VARIOUS SHIN MAKOKU DELICACIES SUCH AS __[I]__ SHAPED SPRINKLES MADE FROM __[J]__ SKIN SHAVINGS AND A __[K]__ FROSTING INFUSED WITH ROSE-WATER AND A MINCED __[L]__ __[M]__ DECOCTION. ONLY THE FINEST MAZOKU FARE WOULD DO FOR THE MAOU’S WEDDING.
ON THE DAY OF THE WEDDING, __[N]__ CAME BY WITH A GIFT FROM __[O]__. IT WAS A CHEAP KNOCK-OFF __[P]__ AND HAD A MESSAGE ATTACHED TO IT THAT SAID, “HAHA WE’VE KIDNAPPED THE KING.”
WOLFRAM __[Q]__ WENT TO __[R]__ TO LOOK, AND SURE ENOUGH, YUURI WAS GONE. WOLFRAM HAD LEFT HIM BOUND AND GAGGED, SO THERE WAS NO WAY YUURI COULD HAVE WANDERED OFF BY HIMSELF.
“__[S]__!” WOLFRAM WAS PISSED. “EVERY TIME WE TRY TO GET MARRIED, THOSE __[T]__ __[U]__ KIDNAP YUURI.” WOLFRAM WHIPPED OUT HIS SWORD AND GOT DOWN TO BUSINESS.
NOBODY LOVED A MASSACRE AS MUCH AS CONRAD, SO HE WAS CALLED IN FOR BACKUP. THEY HACKED AND SLASHED THROUGH THE KIDNAPPERS, BARELY BREAKING A SWEAT. THEY EVEN HAD TIME TO PLAY __[V]__ ON HORSEBACK WHILE GALLOPING AFTER THE RETREATING ENEMIES.
AND SO YUURI WAS RESCUED AND THEY WERE MARRIED. __[W]__ WAS THE BEST MAN. __[X]__ WAS THE MAID OF HONOR. __[Y]__ PROVIDED UNINTENDED ENTERTAINMENT BY FALLING DOWN ON A PIECE OF CAKE AND GETTING FROSTING UP THE NOSE.
MARRIED LIFE TURNED OUT TO BE EXACTLY THE SAME AS UNMARRIED LIFE, AND THEY WERE SECRETLY __[Z]__ AT THAT REVELATION. THAT NIGHT, WOLFRAM AGAIN WHIPPED OUT HIS SWORD AND GOT DOWN TO BUSINESS.
(UNTIL PART 2, WHERE THEY GET DIVORCED)
AHEM. IF YOU’VE NEVER PLAYED MAD LIBS BEFORE (WHO HASN’T?) IT GOES LIKE THIS. I PROMPT YOU FOR A LIST OF WORDS. THEN YOU USE THOSE WORDS TO FILL IN THE BLANKS IN THE STORY. LIKE, IF THE PROMPT IS “PERSON”, YOU PICK A PERSON - PREFERABLY A KKM CHARACTER IF YOU WANT THIS TO “MAKE SENSE”, BUT I WON’T BE THE ONE STOPPING YOU FROM USING JUSTIN BIEBER. NO CHEATING BY READING THE STORY BEFOREHAND!!! THAT IS ALL.
THE LIST OF WORDS HUR DURR~
[A] A GAME
[B] IDK SOME NOUN
[C] ANOTHER NOUN
[D] PICK A NUMBER, ANY NUMBER
[E] SUPERLATIVE ADJECTIVE
[F] PERSON
[G] ANOTHER PERSON
[H] PERSON WHO GETS TOTALLY SHAFTED HAHA
[I] NOUN
[J] KKM-VERSE CREATURE AND/OR CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL ABOMINATION
[K] ADJECTIVE
[L] ADJECTIVE
[M] NOUN
[N] PERSON
[O] COUNTRY OTHER THAN SHIN MAKOKU
[P] NOUN
[Q] ADVERB
[R] PLACE
[S] EXPLETIVE EXCLAMATION
[T] -ING VERB
[U] GROUP OF PEOPLE
[V] A GAME
[W] PERSON
[X] PERSON
[Y] PERSON
[Z] EMOTIONAL STATE
OKAY, STORYTIEM STARTS HERE
ONE DAY, WOLFRAM WENT UP TO YUURI AND WAS LIKE, “HEY, LET’S GET MARRIED.”
YUURI WAS BUSY PLAYING __[A]__, BUT RELUCTANTLY LOOKED UP AT HIS FIANCE BECAUSE THE LAST TIME HE IGNORED WOLFRAM, __[B]__ GOT BURNED TO A CRISP. REALLY, THOUGH, YUURI DIDN’T WANT TO GET MARRIED. HE HAD YET TO ACCOMPLISH HIS DREAM OF BECOMING A PROFESSIONAL __[C]__ WRESTLER AND WASN’T READY TO SETTLE DOWN, NEVER MIND THE FACT THAT HE AND WOLFRAM HAD BEEN ENGAGED FOR THE PAST __[D]__ DECADES AND PRETTY MUCH HAD BEEN AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE DURING AT LEAST HALF OF THAT.
“FINE,” YUURI SAID, “LET’S GET HITCHED. THOUGH I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT MARRIAGE RUINING YOUR SEX LIFE.”
“DON’T WORRY, WIMP. YOU’RE ALREADY THE __[E]__ LOVER IN THE WORLD, AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT.”
“UM, THANKS, MAYBE.”
WHAT FOLLOWED WAS A FLURRY OF ACTION. __[F]__ WAS IN CHARGE OF DECORATIONS, AND __[G]__ WAS MANAGING THE INVITATIONS. __[G]__ HAD THE EASIEST JOB, REALLY, BECAUSE THE WHOLE KINGDOM WAS INVITED, EXCEPT FOR __[H]__, WHO WAS A LOSER AND WEPT BITTER TEARS WHILE SITTING AT HOME, UTTERLY ALONE.
GWENDAL WAS ALSO BAKING A GIGANTIC CAKE WITH THE MAIDS, AND THEY TOPPED IT WITH VARIOUS SHIN MAKOKU DELICACIES SUCH AS __[I]__ SHAPED SPRINKLES MADE FROM __[J]__ SKIN SHAVINGS AND A __[K]__ FROSTING INFUSED WITH ROSE-WATER AND A MINCED __[L]__ __[M]__ DECOCTION. ONLY THE FINEST MAZOKU FARE WOULD DO FOR THE MAOU’S WEDDING.
ON THE DAY OF THE WEDDING, __[N]__ CAME BY WITH A GIFT FROM __[O]__. IT WAS A CHEAP KNOCK-OFF __[P]__ AND HAD A MESSAGE ATTACHED TO IT THAT SAID, “HAHA WE’VE KIDNAPPED THE KING.”
WOLFRAM __[Q]__ WENT TO __[R]__ TO LOOK, AND SURE ENOUGH, YUURI WAS GONE. WOLFRAM HAD LEFT HIM BOUND AND GAGGED, SO THERE WAS NO WAY YUURI COULD HAVE WANDERED OFF BY HIMSELF.
“__[S]__!” WOLFRAM WAS PISSED. “EVERY TIME WE TRY TO GET MARRIED, THOSE __[T]__ __[U]__ KIDNAP YUURI.” WOLFRAM WHIPPED OUT HIS SWORD AND GOT DOWN TO BUSINESS.
NOBODY LOVED A MASSACRE AS MUCH AS CONRAD, SO HE WAS CALLED IN FOR BACKUP. THEY HACKED AND SLASHED THROUGH THE KIDNAPPERS, BARELY BREAKING A SWEAT. THEY EVEN HAD TIME TO PLAY __[V]__ ON HORSEBACK WHILE GALLOPING AFTER THE RETREATING ENEMIES.
AND SO YUURI WAS RESCUED AND THEY WERE MARRIED. __[W]__ WAS THE BEST MAN. __[X]__ WAS THE MAID OF HONOR. __[Y]__ PROVIDED UNINTENDED ENTERTAINMENT BY FALLING DOWN ON A PIECE OF CAKE AND GETTING FROSTING UP THE NOSE.
MARRIED LIFE TURNED OUT TO BE EXACTLY THE SAME AS UNMARRIED LIFE, AND THEY WERE SECRETLY __[Z]__ AT THAT REVELATION. THAT NIGHT, WOLFRAM AGAIN WHIPPED OUT HIS SWORD AND GOT DOWN TO BUSINESS.
(UNTIL PART 2, WHERE THEY GET DIVORCED)