HEY YA'LL LOOK IT'S A REVIEW
HEY GUYS, FIRST POST. CHAPTER 301 BREAK DOWN. I TRY TO BE HUMOROUS.
BATTLE FOR THIS CHAPTER'S CROWN OF CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, BEGIN! IF OLD FART MC CREEPY IS TO BE BELIEVED, THEN I LIKE THE IMPLICATIONS THAT GOKUDERA'S ABILITY INVOLVE KEEPING HIS PANTS UP IN SOME WAY. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GOKUDERA NEEDED, ANOTHER BELT THAT DOESN'T HOLD HIS PANTS UP.
A-ARE THEY LIKE....METAL GEEEEEEEEAR?
"VONGOLA GEAR" COUNT: 2
BLAH BLAH TRANSITION, BLAH BLAH HIBARI DISAPPEARED. SHOCKER.
"AND BY STASHED IN A DIFFERENT ROOM, I MEAN TUCKED LOVINGLY IN BETWEEN PAGES OF PRIMO'S DIARY WHICH WAS IN HIS SOCK DRAWER."
THIS SEASON ON 'LOST'
"I MEAN, I KNOW HE ATTACKED EVERYONE IN THE ROOM, WHICH NOT ONLY INCLUDES VONGOLA, BUT ALSO SEVERAL OTHER FAMILIES, AND HE TECHNICALLY DECLARED WAR ON THE WORLD AT LARGE, BUT SERIOUSLY NINTH, IT'S NOT PERSONAL."
AND ALSO FOR PUPPIES AND KITTENS AND DANDELION TUFFS.
BITCH THIS IS MY RENTED FUCKING CASTLE, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO FUCKING SCREAM.
DID ANYONE SERIOUSLY THINK REBORN WASN'T GOING TO GO? RAISE YOUR HAND. NOW SLAP YOURSELF WITH IT.
THERE IS A SIMPLE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION TSUNA; GRANDPA NINTH LIKES TO FUCKING TROLL YOU.
STUPID TSUNA, TRYING TO MAKE LOGIC. GO GET YOUR GROSSLY UNDER-AGED SHIELD FRIEND AND FIGHT PEOPLE. REBORN WILL CONTINUE TO PUNCH YOU IN THE CUNT UNTIL YOU DO.
SPOILER: TSUNA IS THE ONLY ONE WITH A PENIS.
OH GOD, BOTH ME AND THE AUTHOR FORGOT ABOUT THE SECONDARY FEMALE CHARACTERS! LET'S SHOW THEM DOING STEROTYPICAL THINGS LIKE BUYING CAKE AND THEN GOING INTO THE BATHROOM TO PUKE.
PAN DOWN TO A DOG PISSING ON HER LEG.
"HI TSUNA, I'M JUST HERE TO PROVIDE CONVENIENT COMMENTARY AND SET YOU UP FOR SUPER AWESOME LEVEL UP TOYS. ARE YOU READY FOR THAT?"
SPANNER LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA, WTF AMANO.
AND THAT'S ALL.
BATTLE FOR THIS CHAPTER'S CROWN OF CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, BEGIN! IF OLD FART MC CREEPY IS TO BE BELIEVED, THEN I LIKE THE IMPLICATIONS THAT GOKUDERA'S ABILITY INVOLVE KEEPING HIS PANTS UP IN SOME WAY. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GOKUDERA NEEDED, ANOTHER BELT THAT DOESN'T HOLD HIS PANTS UP.
A-ARE THEY LIKE....METAL GEEEEEEEEAR?
"VONGOLA GEAR" COUNT: 2
BLAH BLAH TRANSITION, BLAH BLAH HIBARI DISAPPEARED. SHOCKER.
"AND BY STASHED IN A DIFFERENT ROOM, I MEAN TUCKED LOVINGLY IN BETWEEN PAGES OF PRIMO'S DIARY WHICH WAS IN HIS SOCK DRAWER."
THIS SEASON ON 'LOST'
"I MEAN, I KNOW HE ATTACKED EVERYONE IN THE ROOM, WHICH NOT ONLY INCLUDES VONGOLA, BUT ALSO SEVERAL OTHER FAMILIES, AND HE TECHNICALLY DECLARED WAR ON THE WORLD AT LARGE, BUT SERIOUSLY NINTH, IT'S NOT PERSONAL."
AND ALSO FOR PUPPIES AND KITTENS AND DANDELION TUFFS.
BITCH THIS IS MY RENTED FUCKING CASTLE, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO FUCKING SCREAM.
DID ANYONE SERIOUSLY THINK REBORN WASN'T GOING TO GO? RAISE YOUR HAND. NOW SLAP YOURSELF WITH IT.
THERE IS A SIMPLE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION TSUNA; GRANDPA NINTH LIKES TO FUCKING TROLL YOU.
STUPID TSUNA, TRYING TO MAKE LOGIC. GO GET YOUR GROSSLY UNDER-AGED SHIELD FRIEND AND FIGHT PEOPLE. REBORN WILL CONTINUE TO PUNCH YOU IN THE CUNT UNTIL YOU DO.
SPOILER: TSUNA IS THE ONLY ONE WITH A PENIS.
OH GOD, BOTH ME AND THE AUTHOR FORGOT ABOUT THE SECONDARY FEMALE CHARACTERS! LET'S SHOW THEM DOING STEROTYPICAL THINGS LIKE BUYING CAKE AND THEN GOING INTO THE BATHROOM TO PUKE.
PAN DOWN TO A DOG PISSING ON HER LEG.
"HI TSUNA, I'M JUST HERE TO PROVIDE CONVENIENT COMMENTARY AND SET YOU UP FOR SUPER AWESOME LEVEL UP TOYS. ARE YOU READY FOR THAT?"
SPANNER LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA, WTF AMANO.
AND THAT'S ALL.