LONG TIME LURKER, FIRST TIME POSTER.
THIS IS MY FIRT POST. IT IS FIC FRIDAY, SO I WROTE SOME NICE STORIES FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT.
ONE DAY, A VERY SAD BOY NAMED SHOU WAS GOING FOR A WALK. HE WAS SAD IN THE SENCE THAT HE WAS UPSET, NOT THAT HE WAS PATHETIC. I MEAN, HE IS, BUT YOU KNOW, FOR SAKE OF THE STORY WE'LL JUST IGNORE THAT.
HE HAD JUST BEEN TOLD THAT HIS PUPPY DIED. OR, MAYBE IT WAS A CAT. IT COULD HAVE BEEN A HAMSTER, OR SOMETHING. I DON'T REMEMBER. BUT, SOMETHING DIED AND HE WAS SAD.
HE WAS GOING TO MEET HIS FRIEND NAO, THINKING IT WOULD CHEER HIM UP. HE HAD BEEN TOLD TO MEET HIM AT AN ICECREAM SHOP. WHEN HE GOT THERE, NAO WAS SHOVING HIS FAT FACE FULL OF EVERY ICECREAM IMAGINABLE... BECAUSE, HE IS JUST THAT MUCH OF A FATTY.
SHOU SAID, "THIS ISN'T CHEERING ME UP, FATTY."
NAO FROWNED, TAKING A TWO SECOND BREAK FROM HIS NOMAGE. SHOU TURNED TO LEAVE, BUT AS HE REACHED THE DOOR, HE FELT A HAND ON HIS SHOULDER.
IT WAS NAO, HIS FACE WAS SMEARED WITH MELTY, STICKY ICECREAM, HE SMILED AND SPOKE SLOWLY "EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT DEAR, I'LL FIND A JOB SOON, AND WE CAN BUY THAT NICE HOUSE WITH THE FENCE YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED. THESE THINGS JUST TAKE TIME."
"WAT"
MORAL OF THE STORY: EVERYONE LIKES ICECREAM.
AND, ANOTHER:
YUUKI LIKES SUNGLASSES... SO MUCH, HE FIGURED HE'D LIKE TO MAKE HIS OWN SUNGLASSES. NOT LIKE HAVE HIS OWN LINE OF SUNGLASSES... BUT, TO PHYSICALLY CREATE THEM HIMSELF, WITH HIS DNA AND WHATNOT. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS IMPOSIBLE, AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES MIKU TOLD HIM HE SHOULD USE HIM INSTEAD, YUUKI WASN'T HAVING IT. SO, HE PICKED UP HIS FAVORITE PAIR OF SUNGLASSES, AND EXAMINED THEM.
AND LOOKED THEM OVER CAREFULLY.
ANOTHER ONCE-OVER.
ONE MORE.
HE SIGHED AND THREW THE GLASSES TO THE SIDE AND WENT TO FIND MIKU.
ON A LIGHT NOTE, MICHEAL JACKSON DIED. UNRELATED, BUT OH SO RELATED.
WHY CAN'T I CHANGE THE FONT?!?!
ONE DAY, A VERY SAD BOY NAMED SHOU WAS GOING FOR A WALK. HE WAS SAD IN THE SENCE THAT HE WAS UPSET, NOT THAT HE WAS PATHETIC. I MEAN, HE IS, BUT YOU KNOW, FOR SAKE OF THE STORY WE'LL JUST IGNORE THAT.
HE HAD JUST BEEN TOLD THAT HIS PUPPY DIED. OR, MAYBE IT WAS A CAT. IT COULD HAVE BEEN A HAMSTER, OR SOMETHING. I DON'T REMEMBER. BUT, SOMETHING DIED AND HE WAS SAD.
HE WAS GOING TO MEET HIS FRIEND NAO, THINKING IT WOULD CHEER HIM UP. HE HAD BEEN TOLD TO MEET HIM AT AN ICECREAM SHOP. WHEN HE GOT THERE, NAO WAS SHOVING HIS FAT FACE FULL OF EVERY ICECREAM IMAGINABLE... BECAUSE, HE IS JUST THAT MUCH OF A FATTY.
SHOU SAID, "THIS ISN'T CHEERING ME UP, FATTY."
NAO FROWNED, TAKING A TWO SECOND BREAK FROM HIS NOMAGE. SHOU TURNED TO LEAVE, BUT AS HE REACHED THE DOOR, HE FELT A HAND ON HIS SHOULDER.
IT WAS NAO, HIS FACE WAS SMEARED WITH MELTY, STICKY ICECREAM, HE SMILED AND SPOKE SLOWLY "EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT DEAR, I'LL FIND A JOB SOON, AND WE CAN BUY THAT NICE HOUSE WITH THE FENCE YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED. THESE THINGS JUST TAKE TIME."
"WAT"
MORAL OF THE STORY: EVERYONE LIKES ICECREAM.
AND, ANOTHER:
YUUKI LIKES SUNGLASSES... SO MUCH, HE FIGURED HE'D LIKE TO MAKE HIS OWN SUNGLASSES. NOT LIKE HAVE HIS OWN LINE OF SUNGLASSES... BUT, TO PHYSICALLY CREATE THEM HIMSELF, WITH HIS DNA AND WHATNOT. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS IMPOSIBLE, AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES MIKU TOLD HIM HE SHOULD USE HIM INSTEAD, YUUKI WASN'T HAVING IT. SO, HE PICKED UP HIS FAVORITE PAIR OF SUNGLASSES, AND EXAMINED THEM.
AND LOOKED THEM OVER CAREFULLY.
ANOTHER ONCE-OVER.
ONE MORE.
HE SIGHED AND THREW THE GLASSES TO THE SIDE AND WENT TO FIND MIKU.
ON A LIGHT NOTE, MICHEAL JACKSON DIED. UNRELATED, BUT OH SO RELATED.
WHY CAN'T I CHANGE THE FONT?!?!