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IT'S FIC FRIDAY!
MAY I PRESENT TO YOU
A YOSHINORI/NAO/CHIYU FIC
YOSSY WAS WALKING DOWN A HALL. IT WAS A VERY LONG HALL, WITH VERY ODD OBJECTS. HE WANTED TO BUY ONE OF THOSE OBJECTS. BUT WHICH ONE?
"SIR, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T JUST WANT OUR SPECIAL?"
"SWEETCAKES, I'M POSITIVE." YOSSY REALLY WAS, TOO. IF HE GOT THE 'SPECIAL', HOW COULD HE BE SURE THEY WEREN'T JUST RIPPING HIM OFF?
SO HE WAS WALKING DOWN THE LONG HALL LOOKING AT ALL THE THINGS FOR SALE.
THERE WAS A PORTRAIT OF A MAN WITH A LARGE NOSE LICKING A BASS. IT WAS INTERESTING, BUT FAR TOO EXPENSIVE. YOSSY PASSED BY.
JUST A FEW FEET BEYOND, ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE, WAS A THONG STAPLED TO THE WALL. IT HAD A LARGE RED AND BLUE SPIDER ON THE CROTCH. YOSSY WASN'T PLEASED. WHO WOULD WEAR THAT SORT OF THING, HONESTLY?
HE KEPT WALKING. HE PASSED A SILLY LOOKING MAN LEANING AGAINST A TABLE, TAIL HANGING OFF THE BACK OF HIS JEANS. HMMM...
"ARE YOU FOR SALE?"
THE SILLY LOOKING MAN GRINNED WIDELY, HIS EYES CRINKLING AT THE CORNERS.
"I CAN BE IF YOU WANT ME TO, BABY~"
WAS THAT A COME-ON? YOSSY STARTED TO LAUGH; THE SILLY LOOKING MAN WAS FAR TOO CUTE TO SOUND SO SERIOUS.
"HOLD THAT THOUGHT, SWEETCAKES. I WANT TO SEE WHAT ELSE THERE IS."
THE SILLY LOOKING MAN POUTED, BUT NODDED ANYWAY, RETURNING TO HIS COFFEE. STARBUCKS? HOW WEIRD, YOSSY THOUGHT. THERE WERE CHEAPER PLACES TO BUY COFFEE.
AT THE END OF THE HALL, SEEING NOTHING ELSE INTERESTING, HE STARTED TO TURN BACK. HOPEFULLY THE SILLY LOOKING MAN WOULD STILL BE WAITING FOR HIM~
BUT WAIT! RIGHT AGAINST THE WALL, STANDING STILL, WAS A MAN WITH HIS FACE BEHIND A FRAME!
"...IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL?" YOSSY WAS QUITE SURPRISED. THE FRAME WAS VERY DINGY, FOR A SPECIAL.
"THAT IT IS! ONLY ¥64! IT'S A GREAT DEAL!"
YOSSY'S EYES WIDENED, AND HE WALKED FORWARD TO GRAB THE MAN'S ARM.
"SO CHEAP!" HE EXCLAIMED. "I'LL TAKE IT!"
AND SO YOSSY GAVE THE SALESPERSON HIS ¥64, AND BEGAN WALKING, PICTURE FRAME MAN IN TOW, TOWARDS THE SILLY LOOKING MAN WITH THE COFFEE.
"DO YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WANT?" THE SILLY LOOKING MAN ASKED WITH A GRIN. HE DRAINED HIS COFFEE AND SET IT DOWN.
"EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOU, LOVE."
AND SO YOSSY WENT HOME WITH TWO SILLY MEN, AND NEVER REGRETTED HIS PURCHASE ONCE.
OKAY AND YEAH
FOR YOU GUYS THAT DON'T KNOW YOSSY
CHECK IT OUT
HE'S AMAZING
MAY I PRESENT TO YOU
A YOSHINORI/NAO/CHIYU FIC
YOSSY WAS WALKING DOWN A HALL. IT WAS A VERY LONG HALL, WITH VERY ODD OBJECTS. HE WANTED TO BUY ONE OF THOSE OBJECTS. BUT WHICH ONE?
"SIR, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T JUST WANT OUR SPECIAL?"
"SWEETCAKES, I'M POSITIVE." YOSSY REALLY WAS, TOO. IF HE GOT THE 'SPECIAL', HOW COULD HE BE SURE THEY WEREN'T JUST RIPPING HIM OFF?
SO HE WAS WALKING DOWN THE LONG HALL LOOKING AT ALL THE THINGS FOR SALE.
THERE WAS A PORTRAIT OF A MAN WITH A LARGE NOSE LICKING A BASS. IT WAS INTERESTING, BUT FAR TOO EXPENSIVE. YOSSY PASSED BY.
JUST A FEW FEET BEYOND, ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE, WAS A THONG STAPLED TO THE WALL. IT HAD A LARGE RED AND BLUE SPIDER ON THE CROTCH. YOSSY WASN'T PLEASED. WHO WOULD WEAR THAT SORT OF THING, HONESTLY?
HE KEPT WALKING. HE PASSED A SILLY LOOKING MAN LEANING AGAINST A TABLE, TAIL HANGING OFF THE BACK OF HIS JEANS. HMMM...
"ARE YOU FOR SALE?"
THE SILLY LOOKING MAN GRINNED WIDELY, HIS EYES CRINKLING AT THE CORNERS.
"I CAN BE IF YOU WANT ME TO, BABY~"
WAS THAT A COME-ON? YOSSY STARTED TO LAUGH; THE SILLY LOOKING MAN WAS FAR TOO CUTE TO SOUND SO SERIOUS.
"HOLD THAT THOUGHT, SWEETCAKES. I WANT TO SEE WHAT ELSE THERE IS."
THE SILLY LOOKING MAN POUTED, BUT NODDED ANYWAY, RETURNING TO HIS COFFEE. STARBUCKS? HOW WEIRD, YOSSY THOUGHT. THERE WERE CHEAPER PLACES TO BUY COFFEE.
AT THE END OF THE HALL, SEEING NOTHING ELSE INTERESTING, HE STARTED TO TURN BACK. HOPEFULLY THE SILLY LOOKING MAN WOULD STILL BE WAITING FOR HIM~
BUT WAIT! RIGHT AGAINST THE WALL, STANDING STILL, WAS A MAN WITH HIS FACE BEHIND A FRAME!
"...IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL?" YOSSY WAS QUITE SURPRISED. THE FRAME WAS VERY DINGY, FOR A SPECIAL.
"THAT IT IS! ONLY ¥64! IT'S A GREAT DEAL!"
YOSSY'S EYES WIDENED, AND HE WALKED FORWARD TO GRAB THE MAN'S ARM.
"SO CHEAP!" HE EXCLAIMED. "I'LL TAKE IT!"
AND SO YOSSY GAVE THE SALESPERSON HIS ¥64, AND BEGAN WALKING, PICTURE FRAME MAN IN TOW, TOWARDS THE SILLY LOOKING MAN WITH THE COFFEE.
"DO YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WANT?" THE SILLY LOOKING MAN ASKED WITH A GRIN. HE DRAINED HIS COFFEE AND SET IT DOWN.
"EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOU, LOVE."
AND SO YOSSY WENT HOME WITH TWO SILLY MEN, AND NEVER REGRETTED HIS PURCHASE ONCE.
OKAY AND YEAH
FOR YOU GUYS THAT DON'T KNOW YOSSY
CHECK IT OUT
HE'S AMAZING