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THE MONTH OF APRIL IS CANCELLED. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER MONTH OF MAR, BECAUSE THERE'S NEVER A WRONG TIME TO BE A JAK FAN.
IN PARTICULAR, APRIL FOOLS DAY IS CANCELLED BECAUSE IT'S 32ND MAR, NOT 1 APRIL. ALSO, I AM POSTING THIS FROM HAVEN CITY, WHICH YOU CAN TRUST IS TRUE BECAUSE THIS IS NOT APRIL FOOLS DAY.
ACTUALLY RELEVANT: IF LONGER, THINNER EARS ARE MORE COMMON ON TALLER, THINNER MEN, AND SHORTER, ROUNDER EARS ARE MORE COMMON ON WOMEN (IN THE JAKVERSE), AND IF OLDER CHARACTERS HAVE DROOPIER EARS, THEN DO YOU THINK THAT LONG, THIN EARS ARE CONSIDERED SEXY ON MEN, AND GENTLY ROUNDED EARS ARE CONSIDERED FEMININE? ADDITIONALLY, I NOTICED THAT JAK'S EARS ARE UNUSUALLY DROOPY FOR SOMEONE HIS AGE. COMBINED WITH THE FACT THAT HE APPEARS SIGNIFICANTLY OLDER THAN HE REALLY IS, DO YOU THINK JAK'S AGEING IS IN ANY WAY MESSED UP?
IN PARTICULAR, APRIL FOOLS DAY IS CANCELLED BECAUSE IT'S 32ND MAR, NOT 1 APRIL. ALSO, I AM POSTING THIS FROM HAVEN CITY, WHICH YOU CAN TRUST IS TRUE BECAUSE THIS IS NOT APRIL FOOLS DAY.
ACTUALLY RELEVANT: IF LONGER, THINNER EARS ARE MORE COMMON ON TALLER, THINNER MEN, AND SHORTER, ROUNDER EARS ARE MORE COMMON ON WOMEN (IN THE JAKVERSE), AND IF OLDER CHARACTERS HAVE DROOPIER EARS, THEN DO YOU THINK THAT LONG, THIN EARS ARE CONSIDERED SEXY ON MEN, AND GENTLY ROUNDED EARS ARE CONSIDERED FEMININE? ADDITIONALLY, I NOTICED THAT JAK'S EARS ARE UNUSUALLY DROOPY FOR SOMEONE HIS AGE. COMBINED WITH THE FACT THAT HE APPEARS SIGNIFICANTLY OLDER THAN HE REALLY IS, DO YOU THINK JAK'S AGEING IS IN ANY WAY MESSED UP?