JAK HD COLLECTION PREVIEW

[jimmuh]

GUYS. GUYS. GUYS.

WATCH THIS.

JUST. THOSE FUCKING HD MENU SCREENS, YOU GUYS.

ALSO, THIS TUMBLR POST , JUST FOR SOME JAK GIFS

Comments

[sonnekinde]

HEY HEY HEY

WHERE HAS JAK'S SKIRT THINGY GONE TO IN THE JAK 3 MENU SCREEN?!

GRANTED, IT DOES PROVIDE A VIEW OF EXACTLY WHAT'S UNDERNEATH IT, BUT REAL MEN WEAR SKIRTS. >:|

I SHALL NOW SCRUTINIZE FOR EAR NUBS.

[tehsongsong]

HOLY FUCK THEY GAVE HIM PANTS WHAT THE HELL

I MEAN, COOL SHOT OF HIS PACKAGE, BUT WASTELANDERS WEAR SKIRTS

/CHECKING IN-GAME FOOTAGE TO SEE IF IT'S CHANGED

[sonnekinde]

I CHECKED THE OTHER VIDS AVAILABLE AND HE'S STILL WEARING IT IN THE HD DEBUT TRAILER THAT CAME OUT A WHILE AGO. IT'S THERE AT 0:12 AND 1:00. MAYBE, HOPEFULLY, IT'S JUST MISSING BECAUSE THE HD MENU SCREENS USE DIFFERENT MODELS. I MEAN, MASS MEDIA WOULDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CHANGE IN-GAME MODELS, RIGHT? THEN AGAIN, THE SILENT HILL HD COLLETION ACTUALLY FEATURES COMPLETELY DIFFERENT VOICE ACTING AND EHRRRRRR I'LL SHUT UP NOW.

IF IT'S NOT THERE, THOUGH:

RAEG

ETA: LOL @ RAGING SO HARD I CAN'T EVEN DO CODE PROPERLY.

[tehsongsong]

HAHA IT'S OKAY, I DO THAT ALL THE TIME WHEN I RAGE.

HOPEFULLY IT IS JUST THE HD MENU, BECAUSE SERIOUSLY THAT WOULD JUST MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. FINGERS CROSSED?

[jimmuh]

IT'S OKAY SONNEKINDE
JUST BE HAPPY FOR NEW (ISH) JAK CONTENT
RIGHT?
I DUNNO
BUT I'M KIND OF HAPPY FOR THIS D8
IT'LL BE OKAAAAAY SKIRT OR NOT
ALTHOUGHTHESKIRTISMUCHBETTER

[sonnekinde]

HAHAHA

I SORT OF IMAGINED YOU PATTING MY HEAD WHILE READING THAT COMMENT. LIKE, *PAT PAT* "IT'LL BE OKAYYYY." AND ME GOING, *WIPES NOSE ON SLEEVE* "I KNOW, JIMMUH, I KNOW..." *SNIFFLES*

RAGING, IT'S WHAT I DO. I WILL ALWAYS FIND SOMETHING TO BE PISSED OFF ABOUT. IT'S A GIFT!

BUT SRSLY THOUGH THE MENU LOOKS AWESOME. I'M REALLY, REALLY LIKING THE "EARS FLAPPING IN THE WIND" ANIMATION THEY'VE ADDED. IT ALMOST MAKES UP FOR LACK OF SKIRT. IT'S LIKE WITH PLAYSTATION MOVE HEROES: DESPITE EVERYTHING THAT WENT WRONG WITH IT, THE BEST THING IS TO JUST WALK AROUND AS JAK AND WATCH HIS EARS WOBBLE WITH EVERY STEP HE TAKES.

[tehsongsong]

FFFF ALL THE IN-GAME FOOTAGE OF THREE IS IN THE CRUISER ATTACKING THE FLOATING FACTORY. :/

SERIOUSLY, IF THEY CHANGE THAT... THAT'S PRETTY FUCKED UP. I MEAN, HONESTLY, WHAT KIND OF SENSE DOES THAT MAKE?

[sonnekinde]

I'M JUST GONNA PRETEND THEY UNCEREMONIOUSLY DRAGGED BOTH JAK AND DAXTER OUT OF BED WITHOUT NOTICE AND WENT, "OKAY, JAK, NEW RELEASE! WE NEED YOU TO STAND OVER THERE AND, YOU KNOW, DO SOME STUFF."

*DEATH GLARE* "STUFF?"

"WELL, YOU KNOW. STAND AROUND, BE PRETTY. SHOW OFF YOUR... ASSETS."

AND JAK IS LIKE, *PULLED ALONG BY THE ARM* "LEMME PUT SOME CLOTHES ON FIRST, PLZ?" :|

"NO TIME, NO TIME! WE'RE SLATED FOR A FEBRUARY 2012 RELEASE, AND THOSE FANS'LL KILL US IF WE DON'T HAVE IT OUT ON TIME. OH, AND COULD YOU WAKE UP YOUR LITTLE PET, TOO? HE'S LOOKING ABSOLUTELY WORSE FOR WEAR."

"GODDAMMIT."

[tehsongsong]

THIS

[tehsongsong]

ALSO I LIKE HOW WHEN THE VOICE OVER IS DESCRIBING THE EVOLUTION OF THE GAMES, THE CLIP IN THE PREVIEW WHILE HE'S TALKING ABOUT TPL IS ACTUALLY FROM JAK II. YOU'D THINK THEY'D KNOW THAT WE'D NOTICE THESE THINGS, SERIOUSLY.

[jimmuh]

WAIT WAIT WAIT
THERE ARE EAR NUBS, RIGHT?
THERE MUST BE EAR NUBS.

DEAR GOD I HOPE THERE ARE EAR NUBS.

[manawolf]

SECONDED THIRDED INFINITIED

[tehsongsong]

^^^^^^^^

[sonnekinde]

HANDY INSTRUCTION FOR IF THEY'RE NOT THERE:

[manawolf]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL TRUFAX

[sonnekinde]

ACTUALLY, I'M-I'M NOT SURE. I'M PAUSING AT 0:36, 0:37 AND 0:38, BUT I DON'T REALLY SEE THEM. THEY'RE DEFINITELY THERE IN-GAME, BUT NOT IN THE MENUS.

NOT THE EAR NUBS!