REPOPULATION THEORIES

Sep 02, 2010 20:30

SO, EGGY AND I WERE TALKING, AND NATURALLY THE SUBJECT SHIFTED TO SEX AND MAKING BABIES.

FOR THE JAK WORLD, OF COURSE.

AND NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION... :D

SORRY, NO, I'M NOT RETYPING THIS WHOLE THING IN CAPS. :3;

Nivi: Sandover is doomed.
Nivi: No kids, and nobody likely to hook up and make babies.
Nivi: Unless someone gives the bird lady fertility drugs.
Egg: look keira was of age
Egg: she was going to start being passed around
Nivi: THIS IS TRUE
Egg: and the geologist was going to come over to widen the gene pool a bit, just for a while
Nivi: But only if someone else raised the kids.
Egg: yup
Nivi: She had places to go, lightning moles to see.
Egg: research to conduct
Nivi: Yes.
Nivi: Samos was thinking about asking Maia to come, too, before the whole Dark Eco thing.
Nivi: ...it's really sad that there are only four women in the entire game. :3;
Egg: IT'S A MAN'S WORLD BABY
Nivi: not that there are all that many characters to begin with.
Egg: they make up for it with awesome chicks later
Nivi: FOUR WOMEN IN THE WORLD
Nivi: THE WORLD IS DOOMED.
Nivi: Possibly only two, since Maia is dead and the bird lady might have hit menopause by now.
Egg: MAIA IS ONLY PROBABLY DEAD
Egg: also keira went to the future.
Nivi: ONLY MOSTLY DEAD.
Nivi: ...
Egg: so there can only be one.
Nivi: the geologist singlehandedly repopulated the world.
Egg: that WHORE
Nivi: This needs to go to CLJ. :3

ohhhhh the ooooorphans, we deliver, desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu, post some fucking jak god damnit

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