A STORY, A STORY, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY.
FROM THE HORRIBLE DEPTHS OF THE ELEGANTE CHAT.
WHEN THE THOUGHTS OF THE FAILBOAT TURN ONTO JAK,
AND SOMEONE DARES TO COMPLAIN ABOUT LACK...
A VALUABLE LESSON IS ABOUT TO BE LEARNED.
AND SCREW IT, I'M NOT PUTTING THIS ALL IN CAPS.
KUKI: /CANT FIND JAK.KREW
NIVI: Kuki, obviously this means you need to write it.
ASH: ALAS KUKI, IT WAS NOT MEANT TO BEEEEE
KUKI: ...
ASH: KREW ONLY HAS EYES FOR HIS BOYS
KUKI: NEITHER WAS KREW/JINX
OTANA: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
KUKI: BUT SOMEONE DID
KUKI: JUST FOR YOU OTANA
OTANA: >8|
KUKI: /starts writing pennants style krew/jak
NIVI: SO ONE DAY KREW WAS FEELING LESS LARDLIKE THAN USUAL. THEN HE FIGURED OUT THAT, HEY, WITH ALL THIS ENERGY, HE SHOULD DO SOMETHING FUN.
KUKI: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
NIVI: BUT JINX WAS THERE AND SO KREW GOT AN IDEA.
NIVI: IT INVOLVED EXPLOSIONS.
KUKI: JDNFGJSDLKGSDGDSG
ASH: XD
OTANA: OH GOD
NIVI: "HEY JINX, YOU LIKE EXPLOSIONS, RIGHT? LET'S HAVE EXPLOSIVE SEX."
OTANA: NIVI STOP RIGHT NOW
ASH: XD;
OTANA: DFKLJSFJJDHKJHDF
KUKI: JKDSJFGSDGSDGKLSGSDLGDSG
KUKI: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
ASH: ilunivi
NIVI: AND JINX WAS ALL "HELL YEAH, EXPLOSIONS!"
WOLF: GO NIVI GO
XHAN: LMAO
ASH: GO GO GO
KUKI: ONCE UPON A TIME KREW WAS FEELING HORNY SO HE GRABED JAK AND SHOVED HIM INTO HIS WARMTH AND FUCKED HIM INSIDE OUT UNTIL HE CRIED “GIMME AN UPGRADE.” AND HE DID THE END.
NIVI: AND THEN THE SCREEN BLACKED OUT BECAUSE IT WAS TOO AWFUL AND GROSS AND RESULTED IN MORE STAINS ON KREW'S CLOTHES.
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY?
IF YOU ASK FOR KREW PORN, YOU WILL GET IT.
THE END.