OKAY GUYS
NASHIPANTS HAS BEATEN THE LOST FRONTIER AND I'M IN THE SLIM MINORITY OF FANS WHO LOVE THIS GAME. SERIOUSLY IT IS WONDERFUL.
WANNA KNOW WHY IT'S WONDERFUL?
'CAUSE OF CAPTAIN MOTHERFUCKING PHOENIX.
SO WITH THAT IN MIND I'M PUTTING OUT A CASTING CALL. I WANT A MOTHERFUCKING PHOENIX ON
THIS MOTHERFUCKING BOAT. I THINK MOST OF THE CAST PROBABLY WANTS ONE. AND WE HAVE A BIG CAST, TOO! BIGGEST FANDOM CAST IN THE GAME! JAK, DAXTER, ASHELIN, EROL, PRAXIS, KLEIVER, RAZER, GT BLITZ AND BRUTTER. I'M PRETTY SURE WE WOULD ALL LOVE A PHOENIX. (I KNOW OUR JAK AND EROL AND PRAXIS AND BLITZ AND RAZER WOULD ANYWAY.)
ALSO OUR JAK IS CURRENTLY MASSIVELY UNSTABLE AND LIABLE TO GO DARK ON ANYONE WHO BREATHES ON HIM, SO THIS WOULD BE A PERFECT TIME TO BRING IN THE GRAND MASTER OF SPOILERY DARKPHOBIC PIRATE AWESOME.
I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS YOU GUYS. CASTING CALL. AT LEAST ONE OF YOU OUT THERE WANTS TO RP PHOENIX AND ISN'T ON THE BOAT YET, RIGHT?
...RIGHT?
OH ALSO TO MAKE THIS MORE ON-TOPIC I'LL CROSSPOST SOME SPOILERY SKETCHES.
I BELIEVE MORE FANART IS NECESSARY BUT THIS IS SOMETHING.
THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MIND WHEN SKYHEED WENT DARK. (THIS THOUGHT WAS FOLLOWED SWIFTLY BY SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "HOLY SHIT WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE," BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.)