FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HATE SAVING ORPHANS AND ARE CONSIDERING ABANDONING THE GAME FOREVER BECAUSE OF IT AND SIMILARLY FRUSTRATING MISSIONS, THE FRENCH VERSION HAS SOME CHOICE THOUGHTS FOR YOU.
THIS PICTURE COMES FROM ME AND ZALEIN DORKING AROUND WITH THE OTHER LANGUAGES IN THE GAME AND BEING HIGHLY AMUSED BY THE COMMAND OPTIONS. YES, WE KNOW IT TRANSLATES TO SOMETHING ELSE. WE STILL THINK IT'S FUNNY. :3
ZALEIN: P.S. PHOENIX IS HOT IN SPANISH.