I OWE PENANCE
BUT I THE PROBLEM IS, THE ONLY FUNNY IDEA I CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW IS IMPOSSIBLE (FOR ME, AT LEAST) TO MAKE. SO I'LL JUST TELL YOU MY IDEA AND YOU CAN IMAGINE IT:
I ENVISION A MUSIC VIDEO FOR THE SONG "GET RID OF THAT GIRL" BY THE DONNAS WHEREIN MARIAN, DJAQ, ISABELLA, EVE, BASICALLY ANY OTHER FEMALE (OR MALE) ON THE SHOW ACT OUT THE THINGS DESCRIBED IN THE SONG ON KATE. IT WOULD START OUT WITH THEM HUDDLED TOGETHER GLARING DAGGERS AT KATE FLIRTING WITH ROBIN (AND/OR BEING MEAN TO MUCH) AND THEN THEY SNEAK UP AND ABDUCT HER RIGHT FROM UNDER HIS NOSE WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING, DRAG HER OFF BY THE HAIR, AND TAKE TURNS BEATING THE PISS OUT OF HER IN VARIOUS WAYS. IT WOULD BE VERY TASTEFULLY DONE, OF COURSE.
HERE'S THE LYRICS THEY WOULD BE ACTING OUT:
"SEE THAT BOY HE LOOKS SO FINE?
BUT HE GOT A GIRLFRIEND, MY OH MY
(KILL KILL KILL!)
GONNA HIT HER ON THE HEAD
GONNA KNOCK HER DOWN
GONNA DRAG HER BY THE HAIR ALL OVER TOWN
GONNA GET GET GET GET RID OF THAT GIRL!
GONNA GET GET GET GET RID OF THAT GIRL!
GONNA GET GET GET GET RID OF THAT GIRL TONIGHT!
HER HAIR'S SO BLOND AND HER NAILS' SO LONG
SO I PUT MY MAYBELLINE'S RECORD ON
(KILL KILL KILL!)
GONNA DRAG HER ASS DOWN TO MY CAR
GONNA USE AN AXE LIKE MADAME DU FARGE*
GONNA GET GET GET GET RID OF THAT GIRL!
GONNA GET GET GET GET RID OF THAT GIRL!
GONNA GET GET GET GET RID OF THAT GIRL TONIGHT!
EVERY TIME I SEE HIM, HE'S WITH SHE
GONNA MAKE HER LEGS ALL WOBBLY
I CAN'T WAIT TO BUTCHER HER TEETH
THEN THAT BOY WILL BE ALL FOR ME..."
*REEEEEALLY NOT SURE IF THAT'S THE LYRIC. MOST PLACES SAY "MATCHLIGHT MOUNTAIN DEW CRUSH" BUT SINCE THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, I KEPT LOOKING AND FOUND SOME SITES THAT SAY "AXE LIKE MADAME DEFARGE." IN A TALE OF TWO CITIES, MADAME DEFARGE DIDN'T USE AN AXE, THO SHE DID SEND PEOPLE TO THE GUILLOTINE, SO IT SORT OF MAKES SENSE. EXCEPT it DEFINITELY SOUNDS LIKE WHATEVER SHE'S SAYING RHYMES WITH "DEW" AND ENDS IN "SH". AND AFTER LISTENING TO THAT LINE OVER AND OVER IN DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SONG, I STILL CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT EXACTLY THEY ARE SAYING, SO I'M GOING WITH THE ONE THAT MAKES THE MOST SENSE.
I ENVISION A MUSIC VIDEO FOR THE SONG "GET RID OF THAT GIRL" BY THE DONNAS WHEREIN MARIAN, DJAQ, ISABELLA, EVE, BASICALLY ANY OTHER FEMALE (OR MALE) ON THE SHOW ACT OUT THE THINGS DESCRIBED IN THE SONG ON KATE. IT WOULD START OUT WITH THEM HUDDLED TOGETHER GLARING DAGGERS AT KATE FLIRTING WITH ROBIN (AND/OR BEING MEAN TO MUCH) AND THEN THEY SNEAK UP AND ABDUCT HER RIGHT FROM UNDER HIS NOSE WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING, DRAG HER OFF BY THE HAIR, AND TAKE TURNS BEATING THE PISS OUT OF HER IN VARIOUS WAYS. IT WOULD BE VERY TASTEFULLY DONE, OF COURSE.
HERE'S THE LYRICS THEY WOULD BE ACTING OUT:
"SEE THAT BOY HE LOOKS SO FINE?
BUT HE GOT A GIRLFRIEND, MY OH MY
(KILL KILL KILL!)
GONNA HIT HER ON THE HEAD
GONNA KNOCK HER DOWN
GONNA DRAG HER BY THE HAIR ALL OVER TOWN
GONNA GET GET GET GET RID OF THAT GIRL!
GONNA GET GET GET GET RID OF THAT GIRL!
GONNA GET GET GET GET RID OF THAT GIRL TONIGHT!
HER HAIR'S SO BLOND AND HER NAILS' SO LONG
SO I PUT MY MAYBELLINE'S RECORD ON
(KILL KILL KILL!)
GONNA DRAG HER ASS DOWN TO MY CAR
GONNA USE AN AXE LIKE MADAME DU FARGE*
GONNA GET GET GET GET RID OF THAT GIRL!
GONNA GET GET GET GET RID OF THAT GIRL!
GONNA GET GET GET GET RID OF THAT GIRL TONIGHT!
EVERY TIME I SEE HIM, HE'S WITH SHE
GONNA MAKE HER LEGS ALL WOBBLY
I CAN'T WAIT TO BUTCHER HER TEETH
THEN THAT BOY WILL BE ALL FOR ME..."
*REEEEEALLY NOT SURE IF THAT'S THE LYRIC. MOST PLACES SAY "MATCHLIGHT MOUNTAIN DEW CRUSH" BUT SINCE THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, I KEPT LOOKING AND FOUND SOME SITES THAT SAY "AXE LIKE MADAME DEFARGE." IN A TALE OF TWO CITIES, MADAME DEFARGE DIDN'T USE AN AXE, THO SHE DID SEND PEOPLE TO THE GUILLOTINE, SO IT SORT OF MAKES SENSE. EXCEPT it DEFINITELY SOUNDS LIKE WHATEVER SHE'S SAYING RHYMES WITH "DEW" AND ENDS IN "SH". AND AFTER LISTENING TO THAT LINE OVER AND OVER IN DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SONG, I STILL CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT EXACTLY THEY ARE SAYING, SO I'M GOING WITH THE ONE THAT MAKES THE MOST SENSE.