A MIXED BAG FOR YOU
I AM ALL OUT OF FUNNY TODAY SO I HAVE WORKED MY WAY THROUGH MY HARD-DRIVE TO FIND THINGS I HAVE FAILED TO POST BEFORE NOW.
FIRSTLY, I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE SOME MORE LIMERICKS, SINCE THESE ONES ARE *OFFICIALLY* FUNNY. NOW IN GLORIOUS CAPSLOCK.
NOW SIR GUY WAS IN LOVE WITH MAID MARIAN,
BUT HE COULDN'T QUITE GET HER TO MARRY 'IM,
WHEN ONCE HE DID TRY,
HE GAINED A BLACK EYE,
AND TWO OF HIS GUARDS HAD TO CARRY 'IM.
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A YOUNG LORD WHO WAS IN DISGRACE,
ROBBED PEOPLE ALL OVER THE PLACE,
HE LIVED IN A WOOD,
AND CALLED HIMSELF "HOOD,"
BUT OTHERS JUST CALLED HIM "PIEFACE"
THE MOOSEBEARBEAVER, AS PROMISED:
AND IN IT'S NATURAL HABITAT:
A MOTIVATOR I FOUND WHILE I WAS TIDYING MY PICTURE FOLDER:
AND AN ANECDOTE WHICH IS WORTH SHARING:
I WAS TALKING TO A FRIEND OF MINE AT UNIVERSITY. UNSURPRISINGLY, ROBIN HOOD CAME UP.
DAN: I'VE SEEN AN EPISODE OF THAT!
ME: OH YEAH? WHICH ONE?
DAN: UMM, THE ONE WHERE ROBIN IS A DOUCHE.
GEE, WHY DON'T YOU NARROW IT DOWN SOME MORE? TRUE STORY.
AND FINALLY, YOUR FREE .GIF WITH PURCHASE:
FIRSTLY, I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE SOME MORE LIMERICKS, SINCE THESE ONES ARE *OFFICIALLY* FUNNY. NOW IN GLORIOUS CAPSLOCK.
NOW SIR GUY WAS IN LOVE WITH MAID MARIAN,
BUT HE COULDN'T QUITE GET HER TO MARRY 'IM,
WHEN ONCE HE DID TRY,
HE GAINED A BLACK EYE,
AND TWO OF HIS GUARDS HAD TO CARRY 'IM.
>>>----------------->
A YOUNG LORD WHO WAS IN DISGRACE,
ROBBED PEOPLE ALL OVER THE PLACE,
HE LIVED IN A WOOD,
AND CALLED HIMSELF "HOOD,"
BUT OTHERS JUST CALLED HIM "PIEFACE"
THE MOOSEBEARBEAVER, AS PROMISED:
AND IN IT'S NATURAL HABITAT:
A MOTIVATOR I FOUND WHILE I WAS TIDYING MY PICTURE FOLDER:
AND AN ANECDOTE WHICH IS WORTH SHARING:
I WAS TALKING TO A FRIEND OF MINE AT UNIVERSITY. UNSURPRISINGLY, ROBIN HOOD CAME UP.
DAN: I'VE SEEN AN EPISODE OF THAT!
ME: OH YEAH? WHICH ONE?
DAN: UMM, THE ONE WHERE ROBIN IS A DOUCHE.
GEE, WHY DON'T YOU NARROW IT DOWN SOME MORE? TRUE STORY.
AND FINALLY, YOUR FREE .GIF WITH PURCHASE: