THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: AN EMBROIDERY UPDATE POST THAT I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE MADE AGES AGO! (THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET PUT IN CHARGE OF THINGS, PEOPLE
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...THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. I AM PUTTING YOU DOWN FOR IT, WHETHER YOU WANT TO DO IT OR NOT!!! OKAY, KIDDING, THERE IS NO TRUE PRESSURE TO PARTICIPATE IF YOU WANT TO HAVE AN ACTUAL LIFE, BUT I DO FEEL COMPELLED TO POINT OUT THAT THERE IS NO REAL DEADLINE ON THIS THING SO IT'S OKAY IF IT TAKES YOU FIVE YEARS TO COMPLETE OR WHATEVER.
OR HE COULD BE WEARING IT, ALA MOBY DICK. IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE INCONGRUOUS TO FIND WHALES IN THE DESERT, THOUGH.
I THINK IT SHOULD BE ALL THREE, BUT IT MIGHT BE HARD TO RENDER THAT IN STITCHES. YOU KNOW, GUY'S SWORD=GUY'S PENIS, WHICH HAS BECOME HIM THROUGH THIS ACT OF VIOLENCE, EXCEPT HE CAN'T COPE AND SO HE IMAGINES IT EXTERNALLY AS A MONSTER.
NAH IT'S BIG ENOUGH THAT HE CAN ACTUALLY WEAR IT LIKE . . . I HAVE NO IDEA LIKE WHAT BUT SPARKNOTES TELLS ME MELVILLE "JOKINGLY" REFERS TO IT AS A CASSOCK.
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER ABOUT YOUR COSTUME, I WAS JUST WATCHING BITS OF 2.11 TODAY AND THINKING TO MYSELF "DAMN THAT COSTUME IS REALLY RATHER BITCHIN'" IN THAT IT HAS VERY NICE MOVEMENT AND LOOKS PRETTY AND DRAMATIC WHEN GUY THROWS HER ON THE FLOOR. IT'S PROBABLY A LOT MORE WEARABLE THAN SOME OF IZZY'S STUFF, TO, SO THERE IS THAT.
I WILL PROBABLY ADD A KNIGHT RIDING A SNAIL JUST FOR HISTORICAL ACCURACY
OH HOW I LOVE HISTORICAL ACCURACY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD ALSO INCLUDE THE PENIS TREE IN YOURS.
OH, NEWFOUND SEWING INSPIRATION! YOU'LL HAVE TO POST SOME PICTURES ONCE YOU MAKE SOME MORE PROGRESS. (AND, BLAH, I HAVE BEEN SO BEHIND ON ALL OF MY SEWING PROJECTS AS WELL. RIGHT NOW I'M MAKING A DRESS FOR MY AUNT AND SHE VERY UNWISELY TOLD ME, "NO RUSH!!! TAKE AS LONG AS YOU WANT!" SO IT'S BASICALLY BEEN DONE FOR THE LAST WEEK EXCEPT I STILL NEED TO SEW SHOULDER PADS IN IT (...LOL. SHE REQUESTED THEM, THOUGH!) BUT I'M TOO DAMNED LAZY TO MAKE SHOULDER PAD COVERS SO INSTEAD IT'S JUST SITTING POINTLESSLY IN MY ROOM. I WILL FINISH IT TODAY, THOUGH!!!! OR... ELSE...)
RICHARD TOTALLY HAS TO BE THE SUN, YES YES YES. BUT LIKE A GIANT BLOOD RED SUN, LIKE THE HONKIN' HUGE MARRIAGE RING HE GIVES TO ROBS (WHICH I'M SURE HE PROBABLY MADE ROBIN GIVE BACK BEFORE THEY PUT MAZZA IN THE GROUND, WHICH SURELY EXPLAINS WHY ROBIN HAD YET ANOTHER RING IN 3.01).
**I WILL PROBABLY ADD A KNIGHT RIDING A SNAIL JUST FOR HISTORICAL ACCURACY**
OH HOW I LOVE HISTORICAL ACCURACY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD ALSO INCLUDE THE PENIS TREE IN YOURS.
IF ONLY THE HISTORY TEXT BOOKS WOULD KEEP TO THE FACTS LIKE THESE, WE'D ALL KNOW THE EXACT ORDER OF ALL OF BRIT-LAND'S RULERS. THAT, OR WE'D BE EXPERTS ON HOW TO REPRODUCE AN IMAGE OF A MEDIEVAL PENIS.
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I THINK IT SHOULD BE ALL THREE, BUT IT MIGHT BE HARD TO RENDER THAT IN STITCHES. YOU KNOW, GUY'S SWORD=GUY'S PENIS, WHICH HAS BECOME HIM THROUGH THIS ACT OF VIOLENCE, EXCEPT HE CAN'T COPE AND SO HE IMAGINES IT EXTERNALLY AS A MONSTER.
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I WILL PROBABLY ADD A KNIGHT RIDING A SNAIL JUST FOR HISTORICAL ACCURACY
OH HOW I LOVE HISTORICAL ACCURACY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD ALSO INCLUDE THE PENIS TREE IN YOURS.
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RICHARD TOTALLY HAS TO BE THE SUN, YES YES YES. BUT LIKE A GIANT BLOOD RED SUN, LIKE THE HONKIN' HUGE MARRIAGE RING HE GIVES TO ROBS (WHICH I'M SURE HE PROBABLY MADE ROBIN GIVE BACK BEFORE THEY PUT MAZZA IN THE GROUND, WHICH SURELY EXPLAINS WHY ROBIN HAD YET ANOTHER RING IN 3.01).
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OH HOW I LOVE HISTORICAL ACCURACY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD ALSO INCLUDE THE PENIS TREE IN YOURS.
IF ONLY THE HISTORY TEXT BOOKS WOULD KEEP TO THE FACTS LIKE THESE, WE'D ALL KNOW THE EXACT ORDER OF ALL OF BRIT-LAND'S RULERS. THAT, OR WE'D BE EXPERTS ON HOW TO REPRODUCE AN IMAGE OF A MEDIEVAL PENIS.
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