BLAST FROM THE PAST
WHEN I WAS BUT A WEE FANGIRL, I HAPPENED TO RENT AND FALL IN LOVE WITH AN OBSCURE LITTLE TV MOVIE ENTITLED "PRINCESS OF THIEVES". STARRING KERIA KNIGHTLEY, MALCOLM MCDOWELL, AND STEPHEN MOYER, IT DETAILS THE ADVENTURES OF ROBIN AND MARIAN'S DAUGHTER (OBVIOUSLY MARIAN DIDN'T DIE OF STABNATION IN THIS VERSION- THEY NEVER EXPLAIN WHAT THE CAUSE OF DEATH WAS, BUT I'M ASSUMING CHILDBIRTH) AS SHE TRIES TO SET RICHARD'S BASTARD SON ON THE THRONE, THUS ROBBING US OF THE MAGNA CARTA AND ALL SUBSEQUENT LEGAL REFORMS. DUMBASS.
THE MOVIE CAN BE FOUND IN FULL HERE, AND VERILY, IT IS FILLED WITH LULZ. CONTENT INCLUDES (BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO):
-LOVE TRIANGLES
-DADDY ISSUES
-CROSSDRESSING
-ARCHERY COMPETITIONS, NATURALLY
-WILL SCARLET! WITH A IRISH ACCENT! (I KIND OF 'SHIP HIM AND ROBIN IN THIS VERSION)
-AND SOME INNUENDO THAT I MISSED IN THE FIRST VIEWING (THE SURPRISE BONER IN THE SECOND SCENE, TO START WITH)
THE MOVIE CAN BE FOUND IN FULL HERE, AND VERILY, IT IS FILLED WITH LULZ. CONTENT INCLUDES (BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO):
-LOVE TRIANGLES
-DADDY ISSUES
-CROSSDRESSING
-ARCHERY COMPETITIONS, NATURALLY
-WILL SCARLET! WITH A IRISH ACCENT! (I KIND OF 'SHIP HIM AND ROBIN IN THIS VERSION)
-AND SOME INNUENDO THAT I MISSED IN THE FIRST VIEWING (THE SURPRISE BONER IN THE SECOND SCENE, TO START WITH)