I WAS BORED SO I WROTE MORE FIC
AND OF COURSE I WROTE IT IN CAPSLOCK. I'M NOT STUPID.
IT IS UNTITLED.
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IT HAD BEEN A LONG DAY IN THE FOREST, AND NOW THE OUTLAWS WERE SETTLED AROUND THE CAMPFIRE WITH MUGS OF TEA AND SOME OREOS, EXCEPT FOR LITTLE JOHN, WHO PREFERRED TIM TAMS FOR NO SPECIFIC REASON. THEY HAD SPENT THE DAY AND MANY OTHERS RECENTLY MUGGING PEOPLE, WHICH IS WHAT THEY USUALLY TENDED TO DO. THEY STOLE FROM THE RICH AND GAVE TO THE POOR, A SENTENCE WHICH ROBIN THOUGHT COULD BE MORE EFFECTIVELY STRUCTURED BUT DIDN'T BOTHER SINCE PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY REMEMBER THE OTHER VERSION ANYWAY.
WHAT DID YOU GET TODAY DJAQ, ASKED ROBIN. DJAQ SAID, I STOPPED A SILLY OLD MONK WHO WAS FOR SOME REASON WHIPPING THE PEOPLE WHO CARRIED HIS LITTER. HE HAD FIFTEEN HUNDRED CROWNS ON HIM, AND HE SAID THAT IT WAS BECAUSE PRINCE JOHN KEPT LOSING HIS CROWN AND WANTED A NEW ONE EVERY DAY.
LOL LOL, SAID ROBIN, SO THEY WERE CROWNS FOR THE HEAD INSTEAD OF MONEY.
DJAQ SAID LOL NO, ROBIN. I WAS LYING, IT WAS MONEY, HERE IT IS.
SHE KEPT THE MONEY IN HER SHOE AND SHOWED EVERYONE. THEY WONDERED HOW ON EARTH SHE MANAGED TO KEEP SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY COINS IN EACH SHOE. SHE SAID THEY WERE MAGIC SARACEN SHOES. THEY BELIEVED HER.
IT WAS THEN WILL'S TURN TO TELL OF WHAT HE HAD ACQUIRED THAT DAY. HE SAID A BUNCH OF PROSTITUTES WERE WALKING ALONG, ALL DRESSED IN THEIR RATHER TACKY FINERY. HE STOPPED AND INTERVIEWED THEM (HA, MUCH SAID) AND FOUND OUT THAT ONLY ONE OF THEM ACTUALLY ENJOYED BEING A PROSTITUTE. THE OTHERS HAD SADLY BEEN FORCED INTO THE BUSINESS. SO HE TOOK THE MONEY FROM THE ONE WHO LOVED WHORING HERSELF OUT AND GAVE IT TO THE OTHERS TO HELP THEM START A NEW LIFE.
UNFORTUNATELY HE DID THIS IN FRONT OF THE HAPPY PROSITUTE AND THIS STARTED A CAT FIGHT, BUT WILL WAS ALREADY WALKING OFF.
ALLAN SAID, WHY DID YOU WALK AWAY FROM PROSTITUTES?
WILL SAID, BECAUSE I WAS DISTRACTED BECAUSE I SAW THE MASSIVE MONUMENT I MADE TO MY FATHER AND REMEMBERED HOW CREEPY IT WAS. WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH THAT WATCHING OVER YOU, HE SAID. NO, SAID ALLAN, I CERTAINLY WOULD NOT.
EVERYONE AGREED.
LITTLE JOHN STARTED TO TELL HIS STORY. 'I WAS WALKING ALONG,' HE SAID, INEXPLICABLY THE ONLY ONE OF THEM TO USE QUOTATION MARKS, ' WHEN I FOUND THIS RICH OLD MAN CRYING IN THE MUD. I ASKED HIM WHAT WAS WRONG, AND HE TOLD ME THAT SOME GANGSTER HAD COME TO TAKE HIS MONEY. AHH, I SAID, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN ROBIN HOOD, WELL I'LL GET THE MONEY BACK FOR YOU OLD MAN.'
ROBIN SAID, 'I DID TAKE THAT OLD MAN'S MONEY, ARE YOU GOING TO ROB ME AND GIVE IT BACK TO HIM, JOHN?'
JOHN SAID, 'LOL, NO, I WAS LYING TO THE OLD MAN. I WANT TO SEE HIS FACE WHEN HE FINDS OUT.'
WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY, ALLAN?
'I WENT OVER TO THE CASTLE AND I TRIED TO GET IN, BUT I WAS CAUGHT. LUCKILY, I HAPPENED TO HAVE MY ROCKET LAUNCHER ON ME AND MANAGED TO BLOW UP SOME OF THE GUARDS.'
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I FORGOT WHY IT ENDED SO ABRUPTLY THERE YOU GO
CAN I ALSO MENTION THAT I WROTE THIS IN SIX MINUTES.
IT IS UNTITLED.
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IT HAD BEEN A LONG DAY IN THE FOREST, AND NOW THE OUTLAWS WERE SETTLED AROUND THE CAMPFIRE WITH MUGS OF TEA AND SOME OREOS, EXCEPT FOR LITTLE JOHN, WHO PREFERRED TIM TAMS FOR NO SPECIFIC REASON. THEY HAD SPENT THE DAY AND MANY OTHERS RECENTLY MUGGING PEOPLE, WHICH IS WHAT THEY USUALLY TENDED TO DO. THEY STOLE FROM THE RICH AND GAVE TO THE POOR, A SENTENCE WHICH ROBIN THOUGHT COULD BE MORE EFFECTIVELY STRUCTURED BUT DIDN'T BOTHER SINCE PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY REMEMBER THE OTHER VERSION ANYWAY.
WHAT DID YOU GET TODAY DJAQ, ASKED ROBIN. DJAQ SAID, I STOPPED A SILLY OLD MONK WHO WAS FOR SOME REASON WHIPPING THE PEOPLE WHO CARRIED HIS LITTER. HE HAD FIFTEEN HUNDRED CROWNS ON HIM, AND HE SAID THAT IT WAS BECAUSE PRINCE JOHN KEPT LOSING HIS CROWN AND WANTED A NEW ONE EVERY DAY.
LOL LOL, SAID ROBIN, SO THEY WERE CROWNS FOR THE HEAD INSTEAD OF MONEY.
DJAQ SAID LOL NO, ROBIN. I WAS LYING, IT WAS MONEY, HERE IT IS.
SHE KEPT THE MONEY IN HER SHOE AND SHOWED EVERYONE. THEY WONDERED HOW ON EARTH SHE MANAGED TO KEEP SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY COINS IN EACH SHOE. SHE SAID THEY WERE MAGIC SARACEN SHOES. THEY BELIEVED HER.
IT WAS THEN WILL'S TURN TO TELL OF WHAT HE HAD ACQUIRED THAT DAY. HE SAID A BUNCH OF PROSTITUTES WERE WALKING ALONG, ALL DRESSED IN THEIR RATHER TACKY FINERY. HE STOPPED AND INTERVIEWED THEM (HA, MUCH SAID) AND FOUND OUT THAT ONLY ONE OF THEM ACTUALLY ENJOYED BEING A PROSTITUTE. THE OTHERS HAD SADLY BEEN FORCED INTO THE BUSINESS. SO HE TOOK THE MONEY FROM THE ONE WHO LOVED WHORING HERSELF OUT AND GAVE IT TO THE OTHERS TO HELP THEM START A NEW LIFE.
UNFORTUNATELY HE DID THIS IN FRONT OF THE HAPPY PROSITUTE AND THIS STARTED A CAT FIGHT, BUT WILL WAS ALREADY WALKING OFF.
ALLAN SAID, WHY DID YOU WALK AWAY FROM PROSTITUTES?
WILL SAID, BECAUSE I WAS DISTRACTED BECAUSE I SAW THE MASSIVE MONUMENT I MADE TO MY FATHER AND REMEMBERED HOW CREEPY IT WAS. WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH THAT WATCHING OVER YOU, HE SAID. NO, SAID ALLAN, I CERTAINLY WOULD NOT.
EVERYONE AGREED.
LITTLE JOHN STARTED TO TELL HIS STORY. 'I WAS WALKING ALONG,' HE SAID, INEXPLICABLY THE ONLY ONE OF THEM TO USE QUOTATION MARKS, ' WHEN I FOUND THIS RICH OLD MAN CRYING IN THE MUD. I ASKED HIM WHAT WAS WRONG, AND HE TOLD ME THAT SOME GANGSTER HAD COME TO TAKE HIS MONEY. AHH, I SAID, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN ROBIN HOOD, WELL I'LL GET THE MONEY BACK FOR YOU OLD MAN.'
ROBIN SAID, 'I DID TAKE THAT OLD MAN'S MONEY, ARE YOU GOING TO ROB ME AND GIVE IT BACK TO HIM, JOHN?'
JOHN SAID, 'LOL, NO, I WAS LYING TO THE OLD MAN. I WANT TO SEE HIS FACE WHEN HE FINDS OUT.'
WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY, ALLAN?
'I WENT OVER TO THE CASTLE AND I TRIED TO GET IN, BUT I WAS CAUGHT. LUCKILY, I HAPPENED TO HAVE MY ROCKET LAUNCHER ON ME AND MANAGED TO BLOW UP SOME OF THE GUARDS.'
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I FORGOT WHY IT ENDED SO ABRUPTLY THERE YOU GO
CAN I ALSO MENTION THAT I WROTE THIS IN SIX MINUTES.