ARCHER MASH-UP
I OWE PENANCE FOR FAILCASING LAST WEEK. THIS IS THE BEST THING I COULD THINK OF, AND I AM TOTALLY PROUD OF IT, BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT'S A LITTLE NICHE/ESOTERIC. CHANCES ARE, YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS SHOW. SO BEFORE YOU LOOK AT MY HILARIOUS PHOTO MANIP, CHECK OUT "ARCHER". ARCHER IS THE LATEST ANIMATED SHOW BY THE GENIUS CREATORS OF THE BEST FUCKING SHOW EVER, "FRISKY DINGO". COME TO THINK OF IT, I WILL DO A RH/FRISKY DINGO MASH UP NEXT! BUT ANYWAY, ARCHER HAS THE NAME THAT FITS. SO HERE'S A LINK TO WHERE YOU CAN WATCH IT ONLINE: CLICK ME! YOU WON'T REGRET IT, IT'S HILARIOUS. AFTER YOU FAMILIARIZE YOURSELF WITH THE SHOW, YOU WILL GET THIS AND THINK IT IS GREAT.
SO HERE'S A RUNDOWN OF HOW I CHOSE WHICH CHARACTER GOT TO BE WHO:
ARCHER = ARCHER CUZ OF THE NAME. DUH. BUT ACTUALLY, ROBIN IS THE PERFECT ARCHER. BASICALLY, HE'S A SPOILED, RICH DUCHEBAG WHO WORKS FOR A SECRET ORGANIZATION AND IS VERY GOOD AT CHARMING AND KILLING THINGS.
MARIAN = LANA CUZ SHE IS A COMPETENT, SEXY SECRET AGENT WHO USED TO DATE ARCHER. EVEN THO SHE BROKE UP WITH HIM A LONG TIME AGO FOR BEING A HUGE ASSHAT WITH MOMMY ISSUES AND HAS SINCE MOVED ON, SHE STILL CAN'T SEEM TO RESIST HIS MOJO.
SHERIFF = MALORY BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH THE HBIC.
HORRIBLE KATE = CAROL/CHERYL BECAUSE SHE IS A STUPID, DESPERATE SLUT BAG AND KIND OF A PSYCHO. BUT CHERYL > KATE BECAUSE, UNLIKE K-BOMB, SHE IS AT LEAST FUNNY.
MUCH = CYRIL CUZ I HAD TO CHOOSE SOMEONE TO BE HIM AND MUCH WAS THE BEST FIT, BUT IF I ACTUALLY THINK MUCH WOULD MAKE A BETTER PAM (NOT PICTURED) BECAUSE SHE'S KIND OF FAT AND DESPERATE FOR PENETRATION BUT CAN'T SEEM TO GET ANY ACTION NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES. LOL. BUT CYRIL IS ALSO SIMILAR TO MUCH IN THAT HE IS A GENUINE NICE GUY WHO JUST CAN'T SEEM TO HACK IT WITH THE COOL KIDS. ONLY HE DOES LAND LANA. AND CHERYL. AND A FRENCH CHICK.
I WISH THERE WAS A PART I COULD ASSIGN ALLAN AND WILL. MAYBE THE GAY DUDES FROM EP FIVE? THEY ARE FABULOUS!
SO HERE'S A RUNDOWN OF HOW I CHOSE WHICH CHARACTER GOT TO BE WHO:
ARCHER = ARCHER CUZ OF THE NAME. DUH. BUT ACTUALLY, ROBIN IS THE PERFECT ARCHER. BASICALLY, HE'S A SPOILED, RICH DUCHEBAG WHO WORKS FOR A SECRET ORGANIZATION AND IS VERY GOOD AT CHARMING AND KILLING THINGS.
MARIAN = LANA CUZ SHE IS A COMPETENT, SEXY SECRET AGENT WHO USED TO DATE ARCHER. EVEN THO SHE BROKE UP WITH HIM A LONG TIME AGO FOR BEING A HUGE ASSHAT WITH MOMMY ISSUES AND HAS SINCE MOVED ON, SHE STILL CAN'T SEEM TO RESIST HIS MOJO.
SHERIFF = MALORY BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH THE HBIC.
HORRIBLE KATE = CAROL/CHERYL BECAUSE SHE IS A STUPID, DESPERATE SLUT BAG AND KIND OF A PSYCHO. BUT CHERYL > KATE BECAUSE, UNLIKE K-BOMB, SHE IS AT LEAST FUNNY.
MUCH = CYRIL CUZ I HAD TO CHOOSE SOMEONE TO BE HIM AND MUCH WAS THE BEST FIT, BUT IF I ACTUALLY THINK MUCH WOULD MAKE A BETTER PAM (NOT PICTURED) BECAUSE SHE'S KIND OF FAT AND DESPERATE FOR PENETRATION BUT CAN'T SEEM TO GET ANY ACTION NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES. LOL. BUT CYRIL IS ALSO SIMILAR TO MUCH IN THAT HE IS A GENUINE NICE GUY WHO JUST CAN'T SEEM TO HACK IT WITH THE COOL KIDS. ONLY HE DOES LAND LANA. AND CHERYL. AND A FRENCH CHICK.
I WISH THERE WAS A PART I COULD ASSIGN ALLAN AND WILL. MAYBE THE GAY DUDES FROM EP FIVE? THEY ARE FABULOUS!