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FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS:
SECONDLY, AN IMPORTANT TOPIC HAS BEEN WEIGHING HEAVILY ON MY MIND AS OF LATE, AND THAT TOPIC IS
SHIP NAME SMOOSHES.
FOR WHATEVER REASON I WAS JUST THINKING HOW GRATEFUL I WAS TO OUR FANDOM FOR SKIPPING OUT ON NAME SMOOSHES (EXCEPT FOR MAZZABELLA WHICH IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE MOST BADASS EVER), BUT THEN I STARTED THINKING THAT, ACTUALLY, THERE'S SOME UNMINED POTENTIAL THERE.
THE REAL REASON GUY COULD NEVER BE ON TEAM GKR: GUY OF GISBORNE/KING RICHARD = GIZZARD
MORE GISBORNES AND ROYALTY -- PRINCE JOHN/ISABELLA = JIZZ. WELL OBVIOUSLY. I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THEM:
I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS CRACKS ME UP SO MUCH, BUT MUCH/BOBBIN = MUBBIN (JUST SAY IT ALOUD, IT WILL MAKE YOUR DAY INSTANTLY BETTER)
AND THIS IN TURN LED ME TO PONDER MUCH/JEFFREY THE EGGMAN/ROBIN, AKA MUFFIN. OOH YEAH, YOU KNOW YOU WANT A PIECE OF THAT AS PART OF YOUR BALANCED BREAKFAST.
DJAQ PRODUCES SOME OF THE MOST APPROPRIATE NAME SMOOSHES.
WILL/DJAQ = WAQ (SORRY, WILL/DJAQ SHIPPERS, JUST TELLING IT LIKE IT IS)
ALLAN/DJAQ = ALLAQ (AS IN, "ALACK! THIS SHIP NEVER WENT FAR ENOUGH!")
MAZ/DJAQ = MAJAQ (AS IN, "OH OH IT'S MAAAAGIC -- IF ONLY THEY HAD MORE SCENES TOGETHER!"); OR, ALTERNATELY, THEY COULD BE ALL THAT DJAZZ.
THERE'S PLENTY OF MILEAGE TO BE HAD FROM KBOMB'S NAME, TOO (VETERANS OF LOST WILL UNDERSTAND, OF COURSE).
MUCH/KATE = MATE (SORRY, MUCH, ONLY IN YOUR DREEEEAMS)
JUST FOR THE HORROR THAT THIS WILL INFLICT -- DID YOU KNOW THAT KATE'S MUM HAS A NAME? WELL, SHE DOES! IT'S REBECCA! REBECCA/ROBIN/KATE = REPROBATE (SORT OF. CLOSE ENOUGH.)
KATE/BLAMIRE = KA-BLAM (I THINK I'M GOING TO START SHIPPING THIS NOW PURELY BASED UPON THE NAME SMOOSH)
AND I'M SURE THAT'S ONLY THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG, SO PLEASE DAZZLE ME WITH YOUR BRILLIANCE, AND POSSIBLY YOUR VISUAL AIDES TOO.
SECONDLY, AN IMPORTANT TOPIC HAS BEEN WEIGHING HEAVILY ON MY MIND AS OF LATE, AND THAT TOPIC IS
SHIP NAME SMOOSHES.
FOR WHATEVER REASON I WAS JUST THINKING HOW GRATEFUL I WAS TO OUR FANDOM FOR SKIPPING OUT ON NAME SMOOSHES (EXCEPT FOR MAZZABELLA WHICH IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE MOST BADASS EVER), BUT THEN I STARTED THINKING THAT, ACTUALLY, THERE'S SOME UNMINED POTENTIAL THERE.
THE REAL REASON GUY COULD NEVER BE ON TEAM GKR: GUY OF GISBORNE/KING RICHARD = GIZZARD
MORE GISBORNES AND ROYALTY -- PRINCE JOHN/ISABELLA = JIZZ. WELL OBVIOUSLY. I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THEM:
I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS CRACKS ME UP SO MUCH, BUT MUCH/BOBBIN = MUBBIN (JUST SAY IT ALOUD, IT WILL MAKE YOUR DAY INSTANTLY BETTER)
AND THIS IN TURN LED ME TO PONDER MUCH/JEFFREY THE EGGMAN/ROBIN, AKA MUFFIN. OOH YEAH, YOU KNOW YOU WANT A PIECE OF THAT AS PART OF YOUR BALANCED BREAKFAST.
DJAQ PRODUCES SOME OF THE MOST APPROPRIATE NAME SMOOSHES.
WILL/DJAQ = WAQ (SORRY, WILL/DJAQ SHIPPERS, JUST TELLING IT LIKE IT IS)
ALLAN/DJAQ = ALLAQ (AS IN, "ALACK! THIS SHIP NEVER WENT FAR ENOUGH!")
MAZ/DJAQ = MAJAQ (AS IN, "OH OH IT'S MAAAAGIC -- IF ONLY THEY HAD MORE SCENES TOGETHER!"); OR, ALTERNATELY, THEY COULD BE ALL THAT DJAZZ.
THERE'S PLENTY OF MILEAGE TO BE HAD FROM KBOMB'S NAME, TOO (VETERANS OF LOST WILL UNDERSTAND, OF COURSE).
MUCH/KATE = MATE (SORRY, MUCH, ONLY IN YOUR DREEEEAMS)
JUST FOR THE HORROR THAT THIS WILL INFLICT -- DID YOU KNOW THAT KATE'S MUM HAS A NAME? WELL, SHE DOES! IT'S REBECCA! REBECCA/ROBIN/KATE = REPROBATE (SORT OF. CLOSE ENOUGH.)
KATE/BLAMIRE = KA-BLAM (I THINK I'M GOING TO START SHIPPING THIS NOW PURELY BASED UPON THE NAME SMOOSH)
AND I'M SURE THAT'S ONLY THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG, SO PLEASE DAZZLE ME WITH YOUR BRILLIANCE, AND POSSIBLY YOUR VISUAL AIDES TOO.