OMFG, IT'S LIKE THEY MADE A ROBIN HOOD JUST FOR US.

[railise]

FOR NON-AMERICANS, LET ME PREFACE THIS BY SAYING THAT THE SCI-FI CHANNEL, WHO IN A CORPORATE ATTEMPT TO DISTANCE THEMSELVES FROM THEIR PRIMARY AUDIENCE --SCI-FI FANS-- HAS CHANGED THE SPELLING OF THEIR NAME TO "SYFY," HAS NEVER BEEN KNOWN FOR THEIR QUALITY MADE-FOR-TV MOVIES. (I AM AWARE THAT THOSE MOVIES HAVE SOME FANS. NO OFFENSE TO ANY FANS OUT THERE, BUT I HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO SIT THROUGH EVEN ONE OF THEM. AND I'M PRETTY EASY TO PLEASE, AS A VIEWER.) (I TAKE THAT BACK-- I SAT THROUGH THE FIFTH HIGHLANDER MOVIE. BUT ONLY WHILST ROOTING FOR METHOS TO UP AND KICK EVERYBODY'S ARSE. I SUPPOSE IT WAS NOT TIME WASTED, SINCE IT EVEN HAD METHOS, BUUUUT... AND THAT WAS NOT INITIALLY A SKIFFY VEHICLE.)

ANYWAY.

APPARENTLY, NEXT WEEK, THEY WILL BE AIRING BEYOND SHERWOOD, WHICH, LONG STORY SHORT, APPEARS TO HAVE THE SHERIFF SICCING A DRAGON ON ROBS.

I HOPE EVERYONE, U.S. RESIDENTS AND OTHERS ALIKE, IS ABLE TO SEE THE TEASER HERE, WHICH I EXPECT TO BE CLOSER TO THE LEVEL OF QUALITY IN THE MOVIE THAN THE NOT-BAD-LOOKING TRAILER HERE.

AT ANY RATE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT'LL BE WATCHABLE, MUCH LESS AVAILABLE THROUGH ANY MEANS TO NON-AMERICANS, BUT IF IT IS BOTH, IT COULD BE FODDER FOR A VERY CAPSLOCKY WATCH AT SOME POINT. GOD KNOWS IT PROBABLY WON'T BE SUITABLE FOR A NON-CAPSLOCKY WATCH.

OH, AND



(SORRY, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND THE SPARKLE PENIS TEXT. PRETEND THAT'S MADE OF SPARKLY PENISES.) (PENII?)