BEWARE GREEK STUDENTS BEARING GIFTS

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ART AND POETRY -



THERE'S A THEME TUNE AND EVERYTHING...

HERE’S THE STORY OF A SKANK CALLED K*TIE,
WHO EARNED HER LIVING MAKING EARTHENWARE,
TILL HER STUPID ACTIONS KILLED HER BROTHER,
AND THEN SHE HAD TO PLAIT HER HAIR ELSEWHERE.

HERE’S THE STORY OF A PIEFACED OUTLAW,
WHO WAS LIVING WITH FOUR BOYS OF HIS OWN.
THEY WERE FIVE MEN LIVING ALL TOGETHER,
YET THEY WERE ALL ALONE.

TILL THE ONE DAY WHEN THIS K*TIE MET THIS OUTLAW,
AND THEY KNEW THAT IT WAS MUCH MORE THAN A HUNCH -
SHE HELPED HIM TO FORGET ABOUT HIS DEAD WIFE.
THAT’S THE WAY THEY ALL BECAME THE BRAIDY BUNCH.

THE BRAIDY BUNCH, THE BRAIDY BUNCH -
THAT’S THE WAY THEY ALL BECAME THE BRAIDY BUNCH!

(I AM FRIGHTENED BY THE LACK OF CHANGES REQUIRED TO THE SECOND VERSE.)

THOSE WERE THE SOLDIERS BRINGING DEATH. HERE IS THE LOVELY WOODEN HORSE OF BEAUTY.



IT'S BATMAZ AND CATGISBORNE - YOU WILL ALL SLEEP SAFER TONIGHT, KNOWING THEY ARE MAKING FLYING KITTENS FIGHTING UNUSUALLY DRESSED CRIMINALS.