MY RECENT ENDEAVOURS IN MARINE BILOLOGY. ALSO I LIEK RATIOS.
I HAVE DISCOVERED TWO VERY IMPORTANT THINGS, BBS.
IN KIRSTEN VANGSNESS' BLOG ENTRY OVER AT CRIMINAL MINDS FANATIC SHE POSTED THIS PIC:
DISCOVERY 1: MGG IS WEARING ODD SOCKS.
DISCOVERY 2: IN THE ENTRY, KIRSTEN REFERRED TO MGG AS HER "BARNACLE". THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS. BARNACLE. THE CREATURE WITH THE LARGEST PENIS TO BODY SIZE RATIO IN THE ENTIRE ANIMAL KINGDOM. I'M NOT EXACTLY AN ~EXPERT~ ON BARNACLES (I PREFER TO DEVOTE MY TIME TO DIATOMS AND GEODUCKS), BUT A QUICK WIKIPEDIA SEARCH HAS REVEALED THAT THE ONLY ACTUAL FIGURE WIKI HAS ON BARNACLE LENGTH IS 7CM, WHICH IS ACTUALLY QUITE BIG FOR A BARNACLE, BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE A FIGURE ON THE AVERAGE SIZE OF BARNACLES (SRSLY WHO WOULD EVEN WANT TO SPEND THEIR LIFE MEASURING BARNACLES TO MAKE THAT STATISTIC WHEN THERE ARE BETTER THINGS LIKE GEODUCKS AND DIATOMS OUT THERE). I EVEN DID A PROPER INTERNET SEARCH AND I COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING OUT ABOUT IT. WIKIPEDIA ALSO STATES THAT THEIR PENISES CAN REACH LENGTHS OF 15CM. SO, USING THE WORLD'S MOST RELIABLE SCIENTIFIC RESOURCE, I CAN PLACE THE PENIS-BODY RATIO AT AROUND ... 15 TO 7.
NOW, ACCORDING TO IMDB, MGG IS 6'1. AFTER SOME QUICK MATHEMATICS (I LOVE MY CALCULATOR A LOT), I CAN TELL YOU THAT MGG'S PENIS IS APPROXIMATELY 156.4285714 INCHES IN LENGTH.
IN KIRSTEN VANGSNESS' BLOG ENTRY OVER AT CRIMINAL MINDS FANATIC SHE POSTED THIS PIC:
DISCOVERY 1: MGG IS WEARING ODD SOCKS.
DISCOVERY 2: IN THE ENTRY, KIRSTEN REFERRED TO MGG AS HER "BARNACLE". THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS. BARNACLE. THE CREATURE WITH THE LARGEST PENIS TO BODY SIZE RATIO IN THE ENTIRE ANIMAL KINGDOM. I'M NOT EXACTLY AN ~EXPERT~ ON BARNACLES (I PREFER TO DEVOTE MY TIME TO DIATOMS AND GEODUCKS), BUT A QUICK WIKIPEDIA SEARCH HAS REVEALED THAT THE ONLY ACTUAL FIGURE WIKI HAS ON BARNACLE LENGTH IS 7CM, WHICH IS ACTUALLY QUITE BIG FOR A BARNACLE, BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE A FIGURE ON THE AVERAGE SIZE OF BARNACLES (SRSLY WHO WOULD EVEN WANT TO SPEND THEIR LIFE MEASURING BARNACLES TO MAKE THAT STATISTIC WHEN THERE ARE BETTER THINGS LIKE GEODUCKS AND DIATOMS OUT THERE). I EVEN DID A PROPER INTERNET SEARCH AND I COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING OUT ABOUT IT. WIKIPEDIA ALSO STATES THAT THEIR PENISES CAN REACH LENGTHS OF 15CM. SO, USING THE WORLD'S MOST RELIABLE SCIENTIFIC RESOURCE, I CAN PLACE THE PENIS-BODY RATIO AT AROUND ... 15 TO 7.
NOW, ACCORDING TO IMDB, MGG IS 6'1. AFTER SOME QUICK MATHEMATICS (I LOVE MY CALCULATOR A LOT), I CAN TELL YOU THAT MGG'S PENIS IS APPROXIMATELY 156.4285714 INCHES IN LENGTH.