"OH, HEY. I'M JUST HANGING OUT IN MY DISHEVELED DENIM SHIRT WITH MY PERFECTLY MESSY HAIR. I MIGHT BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN EXISTENCE, BUT I FIND THAT IT'S THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS. DO YOU LIKE THE TRAFFIC LIGHT IN THE BACKGROUND? I DO, BECAUSE I'M A BIG FAN OF TWIN PEAKS."