HELL TO THE YES. SEE THAT MOTHERFUCKER INT HE BACKGROUND? HE'S JEALOUS THAT HE ISN'T AS BEAUTIFULLY SEXY AS THAT GERMAN STANDING IN FRONT OF HIM, BUT IS HE EVER LUCKY TO BE IN THAT BOY'S PRESENCE.
THAT SMILE IS MELTING THE HEART AND SENDING SHIVERS UP THE SPINE OF WHOEVER'S DIRECTION IT'S POINTED IT.
ALL OF THE MEN THERE THAT DAY SOBBED PATHETICALLY BECAUSE THEY AREN'T HIM.
ALL OF THE WOMEN AND MEN CRIED PATHETICALLY BECAUSE THEY CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH HIM.
HE WANDERED AROUND ALL DAY, SMILING AT EVERYTHING AND CURING THE CANCER HE'S SIMULTANEOUSLY CAUSING BY BEING SO GORGEOUS. HE'S LIKE MEDUSA LIKE THAT (YES, HE CAN EVEN BRING DOWN GIANT SEA MONSTERS BY SMILING AT THEM).
"This poor soul has passed away from this blissful world on september 4th, 2010, due to Mr. Brühl's effing gorgeous deadly gazes, but have no fear, you will not be forgotten. Oh, what the hell, you're not the first to die on his behalf, you're forgotten already."
I don't quite have a response to this as I have been laughing way too hard at this.
HOWEVER, THERE SHOULD BE A MEMORIAL BUILT FOR ALL THE POOR SOULS WHO HAVE LOST THEIR LIVES TO DANIEL. HE TRULY IS THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IN HUMAN FORM.
LOL all the above! I, on the other hand, can't write anything witty that's worth a chuckle. Then again who needs a chuckle when I read what's above. WOOT! But yeah, so, like, when are these two gonna go from "discovering" each other to producing a French-German film/baby/BOTH?!
Lolz! I'd totally watch it! Hell, they should have a "private" screening just for their die-hard fans shippers. On second thought, though, they'd just be discovering themselves all over again in the dark theater. It would be like watching the sequel simultaneously! Woot! How is this a bad plan???
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SEE THAT MOTHERFUCKER INT HE BACKGROUND? HE'S JEALOUS THAT HE ISN'T AS BEAUTIFULLY SEXY AS THAT GERMAN STANDING IN FRONT OF HIM, BUT IS HE EVER LUCKY TO BE IN THAT BOY'S PRESENCE.
THAT SMILE IS MELTING THE HEART AND SENDING SHIVERS UP THE SPINE OF WHOEVER'S DIRECTION IT'S POINTED IT.
GODDAMN IS RIGHT. AMEN.
DANIEL APPROVES.
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ALL OF THE WOMEN AND MEN CRIED PATHETICALLY BECAUSE THEY CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH HIM.
HE WANDERED AROUND ALL DAY, SMILING AT EVERYTHING AND CURING THE CANCER HE'S SIMULTANEOUSLY CAUSING BY BEING SO GORGEOUS. HE'S LIKE MEDUSA LIKE THAT (YES, HE CAN EVEN BRING DOWN GIANT SEA MONSTERS BY SMILING AT THEM).
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE DANIEL APPROVES OF?
SOUL MAN.
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"This poor soul has passed away from this blissful world on september 4th, 2010, due to Mr. Brühl's effing gorgeous deadly gazes, but have no fear, you will not be forgotten. Oh, what the hell, you're not the first to die on his behalf, you're forgotten already."
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HOWEVER, THERE SHOULD BE A MEMORIAL BUILT FOR ALL THE POOR SOULS WHO HAVE LOST THEIR LIVES TO DANIEL. HE TRULY IS THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IN HUMAN FORM.
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IF THEY DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE TROUBLE OF MAKING A FILM TOGETHER, THEY CAN JUST VIDEOTAPE THEIR DISCOVERING. IT WOULD WIN OSCARS.
/I'm probably going to hell for this, but they started it.
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On second thought, though, they'd just be discovering themselves all over again in the dark theater. It would be like watching the sequel simultaneously! Woot!
How is this a bad plan???
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