EPISODE RECAP GOOOOOOO!
BLEACH EPISODE 122, HOT OFF THE PRESS
RENJI: COMMENT ABOUT YOU BEING DUMB.
ICHIGO: COMMENT ABOUT YOUR MOM.
TOUSEN: SEXY NEW AIZEN, THIS GUY IS A JERK.
GRIMMJOW: MY EYESHADOW LOOKS BETTER THAN YOUR DREDS.
TOUSEN: SEE, SEE? SEE WHAT I MEAN?
GRIMMJOW: AT LEAST I CAN SEE…
TOUSEN: ::F'ING CUTS OFF GRIMMJOW'S ARM::
SEXY NEW AIZEN: LOL, PWND.
SEXY NEW AIZEN: MY GLORIOUS REALM LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF BIZZARE PAINTING BY DALI.
ISHIDA: HOLY CRAP. THIS PLACE IS HUGE. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS PLACE FROM, DAD? NOBODY WOULD EVER BUILD A PLACE THIS BIG.
RYUUKEN: SHUT UP, I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY.
YUZU: WHERE IS ICHIGO HE IS NOT IN BED, OH GOD I AM LIKE HIS MOM?!!?!?
ISSHIN: RUKIA WILL TELL US!!!!11
RUKIA: I… UM…
FLASHBACK
ICHIGO: FOR BEING PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR TWO MINUTES, I LOOK AMAZINGLY GOOD.
RUKIA: BLAH BLAH BLAH, URAHARA, BLAH BLAH BLAH.
ICHIGO: BLAH BLAH BLAH I SUCK BLAH BLAH BLAH ANGST BLAH BLAH BLAH I LIKE FALLOUT BOY.
END FLASHBACK
RUKIA: HAHA! THAT POINTLESS FLASHBACK GAVE ME ENOUGH TIME TO SNEAK AWAY FROM ISSHIN AND YUZU.
ICHIGO: HAY! I WANT MY OWN FLASHBACK! ::HAS ONE::
KEIGO'S HOT SISTER: I LOVE BALDY MCBALDERSON.
IKKAKU: …
KEIGO'S HOT SISTER: WE SHALL LIVE FOREVER IN MATERNAL BLISS.
KEIGO: I WILL BUY THE WEDDING DRESS!!!1
KEIGO'S HOT SISTER: LOL, WAIT FOR ME.
IKKAKU: WTF?
TEACHER: I HAVE SOME DISTRESSING NEWS. THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS SERIES WILL NOT BE APPEARING IN CLASS FOR SEVERAL WEEKS. ALL OF YOU MINOR CHARACTERS CAN GO BACK TO YOUR TRAILERS NOW, WE WON'T NEED YOU.
MINOR CHARACTERS: !@#$%(&@
MATSUMOTO'S BOOBS: GUESS WHOOOOOO?
HITSUGAIYA: UM, A GIANT PAIR OF BOOBS BEING PRESSED TO MY MOST OF ME?
MATSUMOTO'S BOOBS: LOL, YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THIS.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
ICHIGO: I LIKE WANDERING IN THE INDUSTRIAL DISTRICT FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
SHINJI: SURPRISE! WE'RE THROWING YOU A PARTY. A PARTY WHERE WE KILL EACH OTHER.
ICHIGO: I ONLY LIKE PARTIES THAT HAVE CAKE. DO YOU HAVE CAKE?
BIG FAT VAIZARD: I HAVE A PINK MOUSTACHE. IT LOOKS LIKE ICING.
ICHIGO: CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME! ::POWERS UP TO THE NEXT LEVAL::
SHINJI: LET'S FIGHT AND LET THE OTHER, LESS IMPORTANT VAIZARD HAVE SOME DROLL COMMENTARY.
::THEY DO::
HIYORI: LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR THE SHOE.
SHINJI: ::SHOED!!!!!::
ICHIGO: LOL, UR A LITTLE GIRL.
HIYORI: ::GOES SSJ4::
ICHIGO: OH SHI… ::WIGGLES::
HIYORI: I AM SO POWERFUL, I MAKE THE ANIMATION GO ALL WIGGLY.
END OF EPISODE
NEXT EPISODE: KON GETS IN BED WITH A WOMAN. THIS WOMAN IS YUZU.
OMAKE: KENPACHI KILLS HANOTARU-KON FOR PRETENDING HE WAS IN SQUAD ELEVEN.
RENJI: COMMENT ABOUT YOU BEING DUMB.
ICHIGO: COMMENT ABOUT YOUR MOM.
TOUSEN: SEXY NEW AIZEN, THIS GUY IS A JERK.
GRIMMJOW: MY EYESHADOW LOOKS BETTER THAN YOUR DREDS.
TOUSEN: SEE, SEE? SEE WHAT I MEAN?
GRIMMJOW: AT LEAST I CAN SEE…
TOUSEN: ::F'ING CUTS OFF GRIMMJOW'S ARM::
SEXY NEW AIZEN: LOL, PWND.
SEXY NEW AIZEN: MY GLORIOUS REALM LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF BIZZARE PAINTING BY DALI.
ISHIDA: HOLY CRAP. THIS PLACE IS HUGE. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS PLACE FROM, DAD? NOBODY WOULD EVER BUILD A PLACE THIS BIG.
RYUUKEN: SHUT UP, I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY.
YUZU: WHERE IS ICHIGO HE IS NOT IN BED, OH GOD I AM LIKE HIS MOM?!!?!?
ISSHIN: RUKIA WILL TELL US!!!!11
RUKIA: I… UM…
FLASHBACK
ICHIGO: FOR BEING PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR TWO MINUTES, I LOOK AMAZINGLY GOOD.
RUKIA: BLAH BLAH BLAH, URAHARA, BLAH BLAH BLAH.
ICHIGO: BLAH BLAH BLAH I SUCK BLAH BLAH BLAH ANGST BLAH BLAH BLAH I LIKE FALLOUT BOY.
END FLASHBACK
RUKIA: HAHA! THAT POINTLESS FLASHBACK GAVE ME ENOUGH TIME TO SNEAK AWAY FROM ISSHIN AND YUZU.
ICHIGO: HAY! I WANT MY OWN FLASHBACK! ::HAS ONE::
KEIGO'S HOT SISTER: I LOVE BALDY MCBALDERSON.
IKKAKU: …
KEIGO'S HOT SISTER: WE SHALL LIVE FOREVER IN MATERNAL BLISS.
KEIGO: I WILL BUY THE WEDDING DRESS!!!1
KEIGO'S HOT SISTER: LOL, WAIT FOR ME.
IKKAKU: WTF?
TEACHER: I HAVE SOME DISTRESSING NEWS. THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS SERIES WILL NOT BE APPEARING IN CLASS FOR SEVERAL WEEKS. ALL OF YOU MINOR CHARACTERS CAN GO BACK TO YOUR TRAILERS NOW, WE WON'T NEED YOU.
MINOR CHARACTERS: !@#$%(&@
MATSUMOTO'S BOOBS: GUESS WHOOOOOO?
HITSUGAIYA: UM, A GIANT PAIR OF BOOBS BEING PRESSED TO MY MOST OF ME?
MATSUMOTO'S BOOBS: LOL, YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THIS.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
ICHIGO: I LIKE WANDERING IN THE INDUSTRIAL DISTRICT FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
SHINJI: SURPRISE! WE'RE THROWING YOU A PARTY. A PARTY WHERE WE KILL EACH OTHER.
ICHIGO: I ONLY LIKE PARTIES THAT HAVE CAKE. DO YOU HAVE CAKE?
BIG FAT VAIZARD: I HAVE A PINK MOUSTACHE. IT LOOKS LIKE ICING.
ICHIGO: CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME! ::POWERS UP TO THE NEXT LEVAL::
SHINJI: LET'S FIGHT AND LET THE OTHER, LESS IMPORTANT VAIZARD HAVE SOME DROLL COMMENTARY.
::THEY DO::
HIYORI: LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR THE SHOE.
SHINJI: ::SHOED!!!!!::
ICHIGO: LOL, UR A LITTLE GIRL.
HIYORI: ::GOES SSJ4::
ICHIGO: OH SHI… ::WIGGLES::
HIYORI: I AM SO POWERFUL, I MAKE THE ANIMATION GO ALL WIGGLY.
END OF EPISODE
NEXT EPISODE: KON GETS IN BED WITH A WOMAN. THIS WOMAN IS YUZU.
OMAKE: KENPACHI KILLS HANOTARU-KON FOR PRETENDING HE WAS IN SQUAD ELEVEN.