BLEACH 364 RECAP SCRIB STYLE
WE STRIKE ONCE MORE WITH YOUR RECAP LULZ.
THE CAPSLOCKERY:
SOME MUSIC: *IS OMINOUS*
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: YOU CAN’T TOUCH ME
MINDBREAKER: I JUST WANT TO BE CLOSE TO YOU
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SUSHI: I’M NOT DEAD YET!
PACHINKOHEAD: PRETTY DARN CLOSE, KIDDO
SUSHI: I CAN STILL GRAB YOUR PANTS!
PACHINKOHEAD: YA… BUT THEY’RE STAYING ON
SUSHI: I WILL DIE FOR MY LOVE MASTER
PACHINKOHEAD: I THINK THAT’S UNREQUITED
SUSHI: OMGFLASHBACKTOLASTEPISODE!
PACHINKOHEAD: I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT FIXING YOUR BRAINS
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LORD PRETTYHAIRS: TO DEMONSTRATE MY SUPERIORITY I WILL APPROACH YOU
MINDBREAKER: AHA! YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: SINCE WHEN WAS THIS A CARD GAME?
MINDBREAKER: SINCE LAST EPISODE WHEN I CUT THE GROUND
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: HOW CONVENIENTLY TROLLY
MINDBREAKER: YOU’RE NOT AS STUPID AS YOU LOOK
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: INSOLENCE! I DO NOT LOOK STUPID - ASK ANY OF MY FANGIRLS!
MINDBREAKER: TEE HEE, I CUT YOUR SWORD AND I CUT YOU AND NOW I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU~
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: I FEEL A LITTLE VIOLATED
A SPLIT SCREEN: *MAKES THEIR EYES LOOK BOTH CREEPY AND A BIT DERPY*
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A GIANT TIGER AND BUNNY LOVECHILD PLUSH: *FALLS OVER RUKIA*
LT. SNOW WHITE: I SHIP THIS!!!
THE DERP GUN: *SHOOT OUT A LOVE CABINET*
LT. SNOW WHITE: IT SLICES, IT DICES AND IT BIFURCATES THE CABINET
PURPLE TSUNDERE: MEAN!
LT. SNOW WHITE: OH, HEY I CAN SEE YOU
PURPLE TSUNDERE: I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE. I’LL TURN THE DERP GUN TO 11!
GREEN DERP-GOOP: *ATTACKS*
LT. SNOW WHITE: I’M SO COOL I BREAK STUFF ALSO I DON’T LIKE TO HURT NORMAL PEOPLE
PURPLE TSUNDERE: I CONSIDER THE WORD ‘NORMAL’ OFFENSIVE!
LT. SNOW WHITE: WEIRD
PURPLE TSUNDERE: TEAM ROCKET LOVE SHOT! NOW GET IN MY STUFFED TOY
LT. SNOW WHITE: *IS NOW A PINK LITTLE DEVIL* THIS IS IMPRACTICAL
[AND HERE IS A SCENE OF RIRUKA CHASING TINY DEVIL-RUKIA WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET TO THE TUNE OF YAKKITY SAX]
LT. SNOW WHITE: WAIT, I STILL HAVE MY MAGICAL GIRL POWERS *SHE TRIES SOUKATSUI AND BLOWS HERSELF UP* OUCH
PURPLE TSUNDERE: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON BUT I’M GONNA CLAIM YOU’RE THE STUPID ONE OF US BECAUSE I’M NOT NORMAL
LT. SNOW WHITE: YOU REALLY DON’T WANT TO BE NORMAL, DO YOU?
PURPLE TSUNDERE: DARWINISM, BITCH! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT WHILE HAVING A REALLY LONG FLASHBACK! WE LIVE FOR CAPTAIN DOUCHECANOE
LT. SNOW WHITE: HEY, I’M STILL COOL
PURPLE TSUNDERE: HEEEY! YOU JUST BROKE OFF MY SOB STORY. JUST FOR THAT I’LL SNEEZE ON YOU *SHE DOES SO AND RUKIA POPS OUT OF THE PLUSH DEVIL*
LT. SNOW WHITE: I’M ACTUALLY QUITE CONFUSED
PURPLE TSUNDERE: SORRY BUT I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE BOOB AND DISAPPEAR
LT. SNOW WHITE: CONFUZZLEMENT! *FAINT*
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A BLADE: *FALLS OUT OF THE SKY AND TRIES TO CUT THE GROUND, ALAS, TO NO AVAIL*
MINDBREAKER: WOOPS, BROKE YOUR SWORD. GUESS YOU’LL HAVE TO USE YOUR PRETTY PINK PETALS AGAIN
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: HAVE AT THEE MY BANKAI
MINDBREAKER: DON’T BREAK A SWEAT NOW, I JUST WANT TO BE SAFE IN YOUR EMBRACE
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: YOU REALLY HAVEN’T MET MY FANGIRLS, HAVE YOU? THE PETALS ARE STRONG WITH ME
MINDBREAKER: OH, YOU’RE JUST IMPROVISING NOW? BUT THAT’S DANGEROUS - YOU COULD CUT YOUR BEAUTIFUL PORCELAIN SKIN
STAND UP BE STRONG: *PLAYS DRAMATICALLY*
MINDBREAKER: OH, I TOUCHED YOU *~SQUEE~*
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: COOTIES!
MINDBREAKER: AW, NOW YOU CUT YOURSELF. LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT THAT, MY PRETTY
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: I KEEL YOOOOO!
MINDBREAKER: OWIE! YOU CUT YOURSELF ON PURPOSE SO YOU COULD SEND YOUR PETALS THROUGH ME? HOW VERY UNEXPECTED
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: NOW I KNOW WHAT KENPACHI IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT
MINDBREAKER: CONSIDERING THE GIANT HOLE THROUGH MY CHEST I REMAIN STANDING AND BREATHING FOR REMARKABLY LONG BUT I SHALL FALL NOW. BLEH!
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IN THE PREVIEW ISHIDA TALKS ABOUT HOW HE’S GOING TO HUG ICHIGO’S HEAD AND KEEP HIM HIDDEN AWAY FOR HIS OWN SAFETY - IT’S LOVE OF THE CREEPIEST KIND
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OMAKE: QUINCY DADDY WANTS TO HUG HIS BABY BUT HE’S GONE AND THERE’S A NOTE ON THE NIGHT STAND FOR HIM - PROBABLY ISHIDA SAYING THAT HE WILL PROTECT ICHIGO AGAINST HIS OWN STUPIDITY FOR ALL ETERNITY
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EDITCHARACTER LEGEND *JUST FOR CLARIFICATION*
LORD PRETTYHAIRS=BYAKUYA KUCHIKI
MINDBREAKER=SHUKURO TSUKISHIMA
SUSHI=MOE SHISHIGAWARA
PACHINKOHEAD=IKKAKU MADARAME
LT. SNOW WHITE=RUKIA KUCHIKI
PURPLE TSUNDERE=RIRUKA DOKUGAMINE
ORIGINAL FOUND HERE.
THE CAPSLOCKERY:
SOME MUSIC: *IS OMINOUS*
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: YOU CAN’T TOUCH ME
MINDBREAKER: I JUST WANT TO BE CLOSE TO YOU
-
SUSHI: I’M NOT DEAD YET!
PACHINKOHEAD: PRETTY DARN CLOSE, KIDDO
SUSHI: I CAN STILL GRAB YOUR PANTS!
PACHINKOHEAD: YA… BUT THEY’RE STAYING ON
SUSHI: I WILL DIE FOR MY LOVE MASTER
PACHINKOHEAD: I THINK THAT’S UNREQUITED
SUSHI: OMGFLASHBACKTOLASTEPISODE!
PACHINKOHEAD: I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT FIXING YOUR BRAINS
-
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: TO DEMONSTRATE MY SUPERIORITY I WILL APPROACH YOU
MINDBREAKER: AHA! YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: SINCE WHEN WAS THIS A CARD GAME?
MINDBREAKER: SINCE LAST EPISODE WHEN I CUT THE GROUND
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: HOW CONVENIENTLY TROLLY
MINDBREAKER: YOU’RE NOT AS STUPID AS YOU LOOK
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: INSOLENCE! I DO NOT LOOK STUPID - ASK ANY OF MY FANGIRLS!
MINDBREAKER: TEE HEE, I CUT YOUR SWORD AND I CUT YOU AND NOW I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU~
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: I FEEL A LITTLE VIOLATED
A SPLIT SCREEN: *MAKES THEIR EYES LOOK BOTH CREEPY AND A BIT DERPY*
-
A GIANT TIGER AND BUNNY LOVECHILD PLUSH: *FALLS OVER RUKIA*
LT. SNOW WHITE: I SHIP THIS!!!
THE DERP GUN: *SHOOT OUT A LOVE CABINET*
LT. SNOW WHITE: IT SLICES, IT DICES AND IT BIFURCATES THE CABINET
PURPLE TSUNDERE: MEAN!
LT. SNOW WHITE: OH, HEY I CAN SEE YOU
PURPLE TSUNDERE: I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE. I’LL TURN THE DERP GUN TO 11!
GREEN DERP-GOOP: *ATTACKS*
LT. SNOW WHITE: I’M SO COOL I BREAK STUFF ALSO I DON’T LIKE TO HURT NORMAL PEOPLE
PURPLE TSUNDERE: I CONSIDER THE WORD ‘NORMAL’ OFFENSIVE!
LT. SNOW WHITE: WEIRD
PURPLE TSUNDERE: TEAM ROCKET LOVE SHOT! NOW GET IN MY STUFFED TOY
LT. SNOW WHITE: *IS NOW A PINK LITTLE DEVIL* THIS IS IMPRACTICAL
[AND HERE IS A SCENE OF RIRUKA CHASING TINY DEVIL-RUKIA WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET TO THE TUNE OF YAKKITY SAX]
LT. SNOW WHITE: WAIT, I STILL HAVE MY MAGICAL GIRL POWERS *SHE TRIES SOUKATSUI AND BLOWS HERSELF UP* OUCH
PURPLE TSUNDERE: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON BUT I’M GONNA CLAIM YOU’RE THE STUPID ONE OF US BECAUSE I’M NOT NORMAL
LT. SNOW WHITE: YOU REALLY DON’T WANT TO BE NORMAL, DO YOU?
PURPLE TSUNDERE: DARWINISM, BITCH! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT WHILE HAVING A REALLY LONG FLASHBACK! WE LIVE FOR CAPTAIN DOUCHECANOE
LT. SNOW WHITE: HEY, I’M STILL COOL
PURPLE TSUNDERE: HEEEY! YOU JUST BROKE OFF MY SOB STORY. JUST FOR THAT I’LL SNEEZE ON YOU *SHE DOES SO AND RUKIA POPS OUT OF THE PLUSH DEVIL*
LT. SNOW WHITE: I’M ACTUALLY QUITE CONFUSED
PURPLE TSUNDERE: SORRY BUT I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE BOOB AND DISAPPEAR
LT. SNOW WHITE: CONFUZZLEMENT! *FAINT*
-
A BLADE: *FALLS OUT OF THE SKY AND TRIES TO CUT THE GROUND, ALAS, TO NO AVAIL*
MINDBREAKER: WOOPS, BROKE YOUR SWORD. GUESS YOU’LL HAVE TO USE YOUR PRETTY PINK PETALS AGAIN
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: HAVE AT THEE MY BANKAI
MINDBREAKER: DON’T BREAK A SWEAT NOW, I JUST WANT TO BE SAFE IN YOUR EMBRACE
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: YOU REALLY HAVEN’T MET MY FANGIRLS, HAVE YOU? THE PETALS ARE STRONG WITH ME
MINDBREAKER: OH, YOU’RE JUST IMPROVISING NOW? BUT THAT’S DANGEROUS - YOU COULD CUT YOUR BEAUTIFUL PORCELAIN SKIN
STAND UP BE STRONG: *PLAYS DRAMATICALLY*
MINDBREAKER: OH, I TOUCHED YOU *~SQUEE~*
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: COOTIES!
MINDBREAKER: AW, NOW YOU CUT YOURSELF. LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT THAT, MY PRETTY
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: I KEEL YOOOOO!
MINDBREAKER: OWIE! YOU CUT YOURSELF ON PURPOSE SO YOU COULD SEND YOUR PETALS THROUGH ME? HOW VERY UNEXPECTED
LORD PRETTYHAIRS: NOW I KNOW WHAT KENPACHI IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT
MINDBREAKER: CONSIDERING THE GIANT HOLE THROUGH MY CHEST I REMAIN STANDING AND BREATHING FOR REMARKABLY LONG BUT I SHALL FALL NOW. BLEH!
-
IN THE PREVIEW ISHIDA TALKS ABOUT HOW HE’S GOING TO HUG ICHIGO’S HEAD AND KEEP HIM HIDDEN AWAY FOR HIS OWN SAFETY - IT’S LOVE OF THE CREEPIEST KIND
-
OMAKE: QUINCY DADDY WANTS TO HUG HIS BABY BUT HE’S GONE AND THERE’S A NOTE ON THE NIGHT STAND FOR HIM - PROBABLY ISHIDA SAYING THAT HE WILL PROTECT ICHIGO AGAINST HIS OWN STUPIDITY FOR ALL ETERNITY
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
EDITCHARACTER LEGEND *JUST FOR CLARIFICATION*
LORD PRETTYHAIRS=BYAKUYA KUCHIKI
MINDBREAKER=SHUKURO TSUKISHIMA
SUSHI=MOE SHISHIGAWARA
PACHINKOHEAD=IKKAKU MADARAME
LT. SNOW WHITE=RUKIA KUCHIKI
PURPLE TSUNDERE=RIRUKA DOKUGAMINE
ORIGINAL FOUND HERE.