SOME CRACK FIC AND SLASH

[madorad]

WELL, AFTER MACCAFETALITIS WAS GLORIOUSLY BROUGHT BACK, I THOUGHT I'D BRING SOME MORE LULZ ABOUT ONE OF THE FAB THREE FOUR HAVING BABIES. SO I FOUND A GOOD ONE STARRING JOHN AND GEORGE.

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Re: DOCTOR PAUL

[madorad]

OH DOCTOR!
QUICK, SOMEONE SUSPEND THIS GUY'S MEDICAL LICENSE AND HIRE HIM IN ONE OF THE MANY SEX SHOPS OF THE REEPERBAHN WHERE HE BELONGS.

Re: DOCTOR PAUL

[madorad]

YES, I WOULD REALLY LIKE MACCA DRESSED AS A DOCTOR RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NAO PLZ.

HE PROBABLY DRESSES UP LIKE HIS HEROES LIKE BUDDY HOLLY. OR SOMETHING SILLY LIKE THAT TIME HE WORE A SKIRT. I WONDER... IF HE LOVES MARTHA SO MUCH, HE MIGHT GO AS HER. YAY.

Re: DOCTOR PAUL

[madorad]

HAD TO LOOK FOR IT. HERE YOU GO:
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HE WOULD ATTRACT THE MOST GIRLS AT ONCE EVER TO HIM OF HE DID THAT.

Re: DOCTOR PAUL

[madorad]

HE LIKES TO FLASH HIS UNSUSPECTING RAPE VICTIMS.

DOGGIE PAUL. I'D BUY HIM.

Re: DOCTOR PAUL

[madorad]

AND SO, PAUL HAS HIS WAY WITH 3/4 OF THE WORLD.

EACH CUTE LITTLE PAUL PUPPY COMES WITH ITS OWN HÖFNER BASS. WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.

Re: DOCTOR PAUL

[madorad]

YES, THEY'D BE THE CUTEST PUPPIES EVER. DARK, VERY FLUFFY, WITH BIG SAD EYES.

WE SHALL EXPERIMENT. AT PAUL'S NEXT CONCERT, WE SHALL YANK OUT A HAIR OR TWO AND EXTRACT HIS DNA, WHICH WE WILL PUT INTO A SHEEPDOG, WHO WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A LITTER OF MANY LITTLE PAULS.

Re: DOCTOR PAUL

[madorad]

THEY WILL BECOME THE MOST EXPENSIVE AND WANTED PETS OF ALL TIME, SPAWNING A TOY LINE AND CARTOON SERIES. EACH PUPPY COMES WITH AN INCREDIBLE MUSICAL BARK, AND WILL BE APPROVED BY MACCA HIMSELF. BUT WE SHOULD WATCH OUT FOR YOKO, WHO WILL STEAL OUR IDEA AND MAKE JOHN KITTIES.

Re: DOCTOR PAUL

[madorad]

EACH PUPPY CAN HARMONIZE WITH ANOTHER PERFECTLY, AND EACH COMES WITH A PECIAL MCCARTNEY PENNED HIT EACH.

YOKO, I BELIEVE, HAS A SECRET STASH OF JOHN RELATED THINGS. SHE MIGHT USE WHATEVER DNA SHE CAN SCRAPE OFF HIS OLD CLOTHES TO CREATE JOHN KITTIES.