ONLY AVATARDS...

[dietotaku]

...COULD TAKE SUCH A JOYOUS OCCASION LIKE THE RELEASE OF ALL THIS NEW INFO, AND TURN IT INTO SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME SEETHE WITH RAGE. *DEEP BREATH*

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THE GUY ON THE POSTER IS NOT! OZAI! GUY ON THE POSTER IS BALD, HAS A FULL BEARD, AND A GIGANTIC EYE TATTOOED ON HIS FOREHEAD. OZAI HAS A FULL HEAD OF HAIR, A TINY GOATEE, AND NO

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[enfeebledchi]

MAYBE OZAI GOT FRESH TATS WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE UNIVERSE WAS LETTING THEIR HAIR GROW OUT.

IT'S POSSIBLE.

[dietotaku]

GOT TATS... AND SHAVED HIS HEAD AND GREW A BEARD?

[pinumbra]

HE HEARD THAT CHICKS DIG REBELS AND SINCE HE HASN'T GOTTEN ANY DURING AND AFTER URSA, WHO KNOWS? :D

[dietotaku]

HE HADN'T GOTTEN ANY DURING URSA? THEN WHERE DID ZUKO AND AZULA COME FROM? GRANTED, ZUKO MIGHT NOT BE OZAI'S, BUT AZULA TOTALLY IS. HELL, IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D THINK ZHAO WAS OZAI'S BROTHER AND IROH WAS ADOPTED.

[pinumbra]

CLONING. THAT IS THE ULTIMATE ANSWER.

OR ZHAO AND OZAI HAD SOMETHING GOING ON :D
OKAY, DID I DO ENOUGH BRAINDAMAGE YET? D:

[savingdaisydiva]

ZUKO IS URSA'S SON. MOST LIKELY. *IS HOPING FOR A MEDEA MOMENT* SO...CLONING?

AZULA...I HEARD ONE THEORY THAT URSA FOUND HER UNDER A BRIDGE. SO THAT FITS. SORTA. MAYBE SHE'S THE CRACKCHILD OF ZHAO AND OZAI AND THEY ABADONED HER UNDER A BRIDGE BUT URSA FOUND HER. AND TOOK PITY.

[dietotaku]

I BET SHE'S A RAPE!BABY. OZAI WAS ALL PISSED ABOUT WHAT A WEENIE ZUKO IS, BUT NOBODY IN THE ROYAL FAMILY HAS MORE THAN ONE CHILD BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WHAT'S THE POINT? SO HE RAPED URSA AND AZULA WAS CONCEIVED. :D

...WHAT THE HELL WAS DONE TO ME AS A CHILD THAT MAKES ME THINK UP STUFF LIKE THIS? D: