IS IT TOO EARLY FOR THIS?

[tollivandi]

I WAS THINKING THE OTHER DAY HOW AWESOME THE EMBER ISLAND PLAYERS EPISODE WAS FOR POKING FUN AT THE SAME KIND OF THINGS THE FANDOM LIKED TO POKE FUN AT AND GENERALLY BEING THE BEST EPISODE EVER. SO I STARTED THINKING OF WHAT AN EMBER ISLAND VERSION OF LEGEND OF KORRA WOULD BE LIKE.

FIRST OFF, THE PLOT WOULD HAVE A LOT OF BOLIN IN IT. LIKE...BOLIN MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE MAIN CHARACTER, WHILE THE LOVE TRIANGLE IS ALL SOAP-OPERA-Y IN THE BACKGROUND, IDK. SO IT WOULD STAR BOLIN. AND MEELO COULD BE PLAYED BY A TOTAL STUD. AND LIN'S COSTUME WOULD ACTUALLY RESEMBLE BATMAN'S A LOT.

AND REMEMBER HOW THE FIRE NATION WAS THE HERO OF THAT PLAY? WELL THIS TIME WE HAVE GENERAL IROH II, OBVIOUSLY, SO HIS ENTRANCE IN THIS PLAY WOULD HAVE TO TOP HIS ENTRANCE IN THE ACTUAL SERIES. I'M THINKING FIREWORKS AND DANCING GIRLS OR SOMETHING.

HELP ME OUT HERE, CAPSLOCK. WHAT AM I MISSING?