THE RETURN OF THE DRABBLE-NATOR
ALRIGHT I KNOW THIS SITE WAS POSTED ABOUT A YEAR OR SO AGO. BUT IT RESULTED IN SUCH LULZ AND EPICNESS THAT I THOUGHT I SHOULD POST IT AGAIN. ALSO THE CREATOR ADDED MORE MADLIB TEMPLATES SO IT WON'T FEEL REPETITIVE :D
/LAPSLINK/ http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ CAPSLOCK, MADLIB AWAY!
SO I REDISCOVERED THIS AWESOME SITE AT SCHOOL WITH MY FRIEND TODAY. WE HAD NOTHING TO DO AT LUNCH AND DECIDED TO DO A MADLIB. HILARITY ENSUED. THE WORDS WE CHOSE ARE UNDERLINED. I DID NOT EDIT THIS MAD LIB AT ALL WHEN I REWROTE IT IN CAPS. THE LULZ WAS ALWAYS THERE. I FEEL LIKE THIS GENERATOR HAS PSYCHIC POWERS. THE MADLIBS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE!
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IT SNOWED A FOOT OVERNIGHT. WHEN THEY WOKE UP, OZAI AND ZHAO WENT OUT TO PLAY. FIRST, THEY MADE SNOW ANGELS. THEN OZAI HIT ZHAO IN HIS GONADS WITH A BIG BLUE ICEBALL. IT HURT ALOT, BUT OZAI KISSED IT SEDUCTIVELY AND THEN IT WAS ALL BETTER.
THEN THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A SNOWMAN.
"WE'LL MAKE A REALLY FANCY SNOWMAN!" OZAI SAID.
"WHY DON'T WE MAKE A SNOW WOMAN INSTEAD? ZHAO SAID. "THAT WOULD BE MORE CUTE AND POLITICALLY CORRECT."
"I KNOW!" OZAI SAID. "WE CAN MAKE A SNOW SKY BISON. THAT WAY WE WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GENDER POLITICS."
SO THEY ROLLED THE SNOW UP SEXUALLY AND MADE A SEXY SNOW SKY BISON. OZAI PUT ON A CALCULUS BOOK FOR THE GENITALS (YES! TAKE THAT CALCULUS! TO ME, YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN BISON GENITALS. AHEM OK BACK TO THE DRABBLE..)
THE SKY BISON WAS ALMOST AS BIG AS ZHAO.
"IT LOOKS FLIRTY!" OZAI SAID CHEERFULLY. "BUT IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S MISSING SOMETHING..."
"HERE," ZHAO SAID, HOLDING UP A FLAMBOYANT AVATAR. "I FOUND THIS IN FIRE LORD OZAI'S BED." HE PUT THE AVATAR ONTO THE SKY BISON'S HEAD.
(^^^OK. OK. THAT PARAGRAPH THERE MADE ALL THE LUNCH TABLES AROUND US STARE AT MY FRIEND AND I, WE WERE LAUGHING/CHOKING SO. FUCKING. HARD. I MEAN SERIOUSLY. HOW PERFECT CAN THE WORD PLACEMENT OF A MADLIB GET??HAHAHAHAHAAAAA)
IT WAS PERFECT. FOR ABOUT A MINUTE. THEN THE SKY BISON, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS MADE OF SNOW, STARTED TO MOVE AND GROWL LIKE A KOMODO RHINO IN HEAT.
ZHAO SCREAMED HOMOSEXUALLY AND RAN BUT THE SNOW SKY BISON CHASED HIM UNTIL HE TRIPPED OVER A TREE ROOT. THEN THE SNOW SKY BISON ATE HIM QUICKLY.
"NOBODY DOES THAT TO MY LITTLE FEISTY PRINCE ZUKO"! (YEAH. YEAH I PUT PRINCE ZUKO AS NOUN. SO WHAT.) OZAI SCREAMED. HE GRABBED AN ICICLE AND STABBED THE SNOW SKY BISON THROUGH THE ABS. IT FELL DOWN AND OZAI KICKED IT APART UNTIL IT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF SNOW AGAIN.
"YOU SAVED ME!" ZHAO SAID AND THEY SHARED AN EMBRACE IN THE SNOW BEFORE GOING IN FOR HOT CHOCOLATE.
THE AVATAR LAY IN THE YARD UNTIL A HORNY CHILD PICKED IT UP AND TOOK IT HOME.
/LAPSLINK/ http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ CAPSLOCK, MADLIB AWAY!
SO I REDISCOVERED THIS AWESOME SITE AT SCHOOL WITH MY FRIEND TODAY. WE HAD NOTHING TO DO AT LUNCH AND DECIDED TO DO A MADLIB. HILARITY ENSUED. THE WORDS WE CHOSE ARE UNDERLINED. I DID NOT EDIT THIS MAD LIB AT ALL WHEN I REWROTE IT IN CAPS. THE LULZ WAS ALWAYS THERE. I FEEL LIKE THIS GENERATOR HAS PSYCHIC POWERS. THE MADLIBS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE!
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IT SNOWED A FOOT OVERNIGHT. WHEN THEY WOKE UP, OZAI AND ZHAO WENT OUT TO PLAY. FIRST, THEY MADE SNOW ANGELS. THEN OZAI HIT ZHAO IN HIS GONADS WITH A BIG BLUE ICEBALL. IT HURT ALOT, BUT OZAI KISSED IT SEDUCTIVELY AND THEN IT WAS ALL BETTER.
THEN THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A SNOWMAN.
"WE'LL MAKE A REALLY FANCY SNOWMAN!" OZAI SAID.
"WHY DON'T WE MAKE A SNOW WOMAN INSTEAD? ZHAO SAID. "THAT WOULD BE MORE CUTE AND POLITICALLY CORRECT."
"I KNOW!" OZAI SAID. "WE CAN MAKE A SNOW SKY BISON. THAT WAY WE WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GENDER POLITICS."
SO THEY ROLLED THE SNOW UP SEXUALLY AND MADE A SEXY SNOW SKY BISON. OZAI PUT ON A CALCULUS BOOK FOR THE GENITALS (YES! TAKE THAT CALCULUS! TO ME, YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN BISON GENITALS. AHEM OK BACK TO THE DRABBLE..)
THE SKY BISON WAS ALMOST AS BIG AS ZHAO.
"IT LOOKS FLIRTY!" OZAI SAID CHEERFULLY. "BUT IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S MISSING SOMETHING..."
"HERE," ZHAO SAID, HOLDING UP A FLAMBOYANT AVATAR. "I FOUND THIS IN FIRE LORD OZAI'S BED." HE PUT THE AVATAR ONTO THE SKY BISON'S HEAD.
(^^^OK. OK. THAT PARAGRAPH THERE MADE ALL THE LUNCH TABLES AROUND US STARE AT MY FRIEND AND I, WE WERE LAUGHING/CHOKING SO. FUCKING. HARD. I MEAN SERIOUSLY. HOW PERFECT CAN THE WORD PLACEMENT OF A MADLIB GET??HAHAHAHAHAAAAA)
IT WAS PERFECT. FOR ABOUT A MINUTE. THEN THE SKY BISON, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS MADE OF SNOW, STARTED TO MOVE AND GROWL LIKE A KOMODO RHINO IN HEAT.
ZHAO SCREAMED HOMOSEXUALLY AND RAN BUT THE SNOW SKY BISON CHASED HIM UNTIL HE TRIPPED OVER A TREE ROOT. THEN THE SNOW SKY BISON ATE HIM QUICKLY.
"NOBODY DOES THAT TO MY LITTLE FEISTY PRINCE ZUKO"! (YEAH. YEAH I PUT PRINCE ZUKO AS NOUN. SO WHAT.) OZAI SCREAMED. HE GRABBED AN ICICLE AND STABBED THE SNOW SKY BISON THROUGH THE ABS. IT FELL DOWN AND OZAI KICKED IT APART UNTIL IT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF SNOW AGAIN.
"YOU SAVED ME!" ZHAO SAID AND THEY SHARED AN EMBRACE IN THE SNOW BEFORE GOING IN FOR HOT CHOCOLATE.
THE AVATAR LAY IN THE YARD UNTIL A HORNY CHILD PICKED IT UP AND TOOK IT HOME.