HOKAY, I 'OPE ZE IS ALLOWED

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LAWL,  I NEED HALP. SEE, I HAVE A SAILING TRIP IN LIKE, A FEW WEEKS AND I WISH TO FAG IT UP, A9 STYLE.

FACTS YOU MIGHT NEED TO CONSIDER:

-SCHOOL TRIP
-WE SLEEP ON THE BOAT
-IT'S NEAR VICTORIA, BC.

WHATEVER. SO, I'VE BEEN CONSIDER STUFF. LIKE, THE SHUTTER SHADES, THE COSMIC BOXERS/ROMPERS...

WHAT ELSE WITH I NEED TO BE AN ALICE NINE BUTT PIRATE?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP!