TIME FOR SOME AWESOME

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THIS COM HAS BEEN DEAD TOO LONG.

IS EVERYONE AWARE OF WHAT MONTH IS IT?
NO SHAVE NOVEMBER. THE MONTH IN WHICH MEN COMPETE TO SEE WHO CAN GROW THE BEST BEARD IN ONE MONTH.

WHY HAS NO ONE THOUGHT OF BUGGING THE BOYS ABOUT THIS?
SO, WE NEED SOMEONE GOOD AT JIPONAIZE TO GET ON THIS. STAT.

UNDERSTOOD?
GOOD.