ARISU WROTE "A" BOOK?!
I KEED YOU NAWT.... OGAY, SO MAYBE I DO KEED A LITTLE. SHOURE ARISU NEVARR WROTE "A" BOOK, BUT THEY DID HALP US [w_addams13 AND MYSELF~SORT OF~] GHEI-IFY YET "A"NOTHER THING...
HOHOHO, AND EET GETS BETTER! I'M SHOURE U'VE ALL HEARD OF *COUGH*TWISHITE*COUGH* "TWILIGHT" AT SOME POINT IN UR LAIF [IF U'VE NAWT, THEN I CONGRATSHOULATE U FOR ESCAPING THE SHEER TERROR AND TEDIOUSNESS THAT TWISHITE TWILIGHT BROUGHT WITH EET]...
BUT HAVE U HEARD OF "GHEILIGHT"?! THE BOOK WRITTEN BY TEH "A"WARD WINNING SHOUPHENIE GHEIYER! HIS WAMPIRES ARE LEGENDARY; THEY SPARKLE, THEY SHIT RIANBOWS AND THEY HAVE GLITTERY CUM... I ALSHOU HEAR THERE'S SOME GHEI MANRI SEXX IN BOOK FOUR?! O_O
SHOURE THARR'S NAWT MUCH PLOT, AND SHOURE IT'S "A" SEXSHOUAL FANTASSY OF SHOUPHENIE GHEIYER'S MIND THAT WAS PUT TO PAPER... BUT IT'S TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM AND LITERARRY PONING EVERY OTHER BOOK THAT'S BEEN WRITTEN THROUGHOUT HISTORY.
ANYGAY, WITHOUT FURTHER "A"DO, RET ME INTRODUCE TO U THE FIRST BOOK IN TEH GHEIRIES, ER, I MEAN SERIES:
OTHER BOOKS IN TEH SERIES, AVAIRABLE TO ORDER SOON-ISH:
BOOK 2 - FULL MOON [SHOUPHENIE SHOURE LIKES ASS].
BOOK 3 - ASSCLIPSE [I SENSE "A" THEME GOING ON HERE].
BOOK 4 - BREAKING PON [POOR PON, HOPE THEY USED LUBE XD].
AND LASTLY THERE IS "A" FIFTH BOOK, BUTT [AND THAT'S A BIG HUGE ASS] IT'S PON HOLD RITE NAO, IF EET GETS PUBRISHED, SHOUPHENIE GHEIYER SAYS HE'S GOING TO CALL EET "MIDNIGHT FUN".
SORRY FOR OUR FLAIL.... IT ALL STEMMED FROM "A" CONVERSASHOUN ON MSN. XD
HOHOHO, AND EET GETS BETTER! I'M SHOURE U'VE ALL HEARD OF *COUGH*TWISHITE*COUGH* "TWILIGHT" AT SOME POINT IN UR LAIF [IF U'VE NAWT, THEN I CONGRATSHOULATE U FOR ESCAPING THE SHEER TERROR AND TEDIOUSNESS THAT TWISHITE TWILIGHT BROUGHT WITH EET]...
BUT HAVE U HEARD OF "GHEILIGHT"?! THE BOOK WRITTEN BY TEH "A"WARD WINNING SHOUPHENIE GHEIYER! HIS WAMPIRES ARE LEGENDARY; THEY SPARKLE, THEY SHIT RIANBOWS AND THEY HAVE GLITTERY CUM... I ALSHOU HEAR THERE'S SOME GHEI MANRI SEXX IN BOOK FOUR?! O_O
SHOURE THARR'S NAWT MUCH PLOT, AND SHOURE IT'S "A" SEXSHOUAL FANTASSY OF SHOUPHENIE GHEIYER'S MIND THAT WAS PUT TO PAPER... BUT IT'S TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM AND LITERARRY PONING EVERY OTHER BOOK THAT'S BEEN WRITTEN THROUGHOUT HISTORY.
ANYGAY, WITHOUT FURTHER "A"DO, RET ME INTRODUCE TO U THE FIRST BOOK IN TEH GHEIRIES, ER, I MEAN SERIES:
OTHER BOOKS IN TEH SERIES, AVAIRABLE TO ORDER SOON-ISH:
BOOK 2 - FULL MOON [SHOUPHENIE SHOURE LIKES ASS].
BOOK 3 - ASSCLIPSE [I SENSE "A" THEME GOING ON HERE].
BOOK 4 - BREAKING PON [POOR PON, HOPE THEY USED LUBE XD].
AND LASTLY THERE IS "A" FIFTH BOOK, BUTT [AND THAT'S A BIG HUGE ASS] IT'S PON HOLD RITE NAO, IF EET GETS PUBRISHED, SHOUPHENIE GHEIYER SAYS HE'S GOING TO CALL EET "MIDNIGHT FUN".
SORRY FOR OUR FLAIL.... IT ALL STEMMED FROM "A" CONVERSASHOUN ON MSN. XD