PSC WARS [LIKE STAR WARS, JUST GHEIER]
BECAUSE IT WAS BEGGING TO BE DONE, I HAD TO DO IT. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, "A" BANDARIZED, BASTARDIZED VERSHOUN OF 'STAR WARS', A.K.A, 'PSC WARS'.
ALICE NINE:
NAO: NAOWOK ['CAUSE HE'S CUTE LIKE "A"N EWOK].
TORA: TORAKIN CATWALKER//DARTH TORAWR.
SHOU: PRINCESS SHOUA ORGASMA.
HIROTO: OBI-PON HIROBI.
SAGA: SAGA BASSLICKER.
GAZETTE:
URUHA: URUDMÉ [BECAUSE HE'S PRETTIER THAN PADMÉ AND HE KNOWS IT]
AOI: AOIDALA [BECAUSE HE MAKES A GREAT FAKE PADMÉ]
RUKI: RU2-D2 ['CAUSE HE'S A SHORTARSE. X3]
REITA: REI-3PO ['CAUSE WE ALL KNOW HE'S RU2-D2'S BITCH XD]
KIA: KAI DRUMSOLO ['CAUSE DRUMSOLO IS AN EPIC NAME XD]
RANDOM ARTISTS:
KEIYUU [KRA]: YUUDA ['CAUSE HE'S A SHORT ARSE TOO XD].
ISSHI [KAGRRA]: QUISSHI-GON JIN [BECAUSE HE JUST LOOKS LIKE A ROCKIN' GHEIDI KNIGHT].
MIYAVI: MEWBACCA ['CAUSE MEEVERS'S AS RETARDED AS CHEWIE X3].
BYOU [SCREW]: BYOUBA FETT ['CAUSE HE' MAKE "A" GREAT BYOUNTY HUNTER XD].
AND THAT'S ALL I CAN REMEMBER =[
AND I KNOW THAT SOME OF THE FACES HAVEN'T BEEN DONE, IT'S BECAUSE I'VE BEEN AT THIS ALL DAY AND I'M TIRED, BECAUSE MY STUPID PROGRAM KEPT ON MESSING UP AND CRASHING BEFORE I HAD THE CHANCE TO SAVE THEM ALL, SO I HAD TO KEEP RE-DOING THEM.. AND THEN I GOT TIRED AND LAZY.... HENCE IT'S UNFINISHED AND HENCE I LEFT TEH RAINBOWSABRES OUT.... =/
"HE FEARED YOU MIGHT FOLLOW OBI-PON ON SOME DAMN IDEALISTIC GHEI CRUSADE LIKE YOUR FATHER DID," OBI-PON HIROBI.
"YOUR FATHER'S RAINBOWSABRE. THIS IS A WEAPON OF "A" GHEIDI KNIGHT. NOT AS FAIL OR RANDOM AS "A" RAINBOW BLASTER; "A" COLOURFUL WEAPON FOR "A" MORE CIVILIZED AGE. FOR OVER "A" THOUSAND GHEINARATIONS, THE GHEIDI KNIGHTS WERE THE GUARDIANS OF GHEI RIGHTS, PEACE AND JUSTICE IN THE OLD REPUBLIC. BEFORE THE DARK TIMES... BEFORE THE SEMPIRE," OBI-PON.
"THERE WAS NOTHING YOU COULD HAVE DONE, SAGA. HAD YOU BEEN THERE YOU'D HAVE BEEN RAEP IMMINENT TOO, AND THE GHEIDROIDS WOULD NAO BE IN THE HANDS OF THE SEMPIRE," OBI-PON.
"DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POUT. OBI-PON HIROBI IS HERE, THE POUT IS WITH HIM," DARTH TORAWR.
"I WILL COME WITH YOU TO ARISUAAN. THERE'S NO DICK FOR ME HERE NAO. I WANT TO LEARN THE WAYS OF THE POUT AND BECOME A GHEIDI LIKE MY FATHER," SAGA BASSLICKER.
"NO! ARISUAAN IS PEACEFUL AND RAINBOWFUL! WE HAVE LITTLE PEENORS, YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY," PRINCESS SHOUA ORGASMA.
"I'VE PLACED INFORMATION VITAL TO THE SURVIVAL OF THE REBEILLION INTO THE PIMPIN' SYSTEMS OF THIS RU2-D2 UNIT. MY FATHER WILL KNOW HOW TO RETRIEVE IT. YOU MUST SEE THIS PIMPDROID SAFELY DELIVERED TO HIM ON ARISUAAN. THIS IS OUR MOST DESPERATE HOUR, THEY'RE GONNA ASSRAEP US. HELP ME OBI-PON HIROBI, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE," PRINCESS SHOUA.
"THE POUT IS STRONG IN YOU, BASSLICKER," DARTH TORAWR.
"MAY THE POUT BE WITH YOU", OBI-PON.
"EMBRACE THE SEME-SIDE, YOUNG BASSLICKER," DARTH TORAWR.
AND THUS WE END TEH FAIL. I ARE SORRY FOR THE LOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOONG POST T_T FEEL FREE TO DELETE IF TOO BIG, OR WUTEVER, AND THEN FEEL FREE TO SHOOT ME AFTERWARDS. ><;
ALICE NINE:
NAO: NAOWOK ['CAUSE HE'S CUTE LIKE "A"N EWOK].
TORA: TORAKIN CATWALKER//DARTH TORAWR.
SHOU: PRINCESS SHOUA ORGASMA.
HIROTO: OBI-PON HIROBI.
SAGA: SAGA BASSLICKER.
GAZETTE:
URUHA: URUDMÉ [BECAUSE HE'S PRETTIER THAN PADMÉ AND HE KNOWS IT]
AOI: AOIDALA [BECAUSE HE MAKES A GREAT FAKE PADMÉ]
RUKI: RU2-D2 ['CAUSE HE'S A SHORTARSE. X3]
REITA: REI-3PO ['CAUSE WE ALL KNOW HE'S RU2-D2'S BITCH XD]
KIA: KAI DRUMSOLO ['CAUSE DRUMSOLO IS AN EPIC NAME XD]
RANDOM ARTISTS:
KEIYUU [KRA]: YUUDA ['CAUSE HE'S A SHORT ARSE TOO XD].
ISSHI [KAGRRA]: QUISSHI-GON JIN [BECAUSE HE JUST LOOKS LIKE A ROCKIN' GHEIDI KNIGHT].
MIYAVI: MEWBACCA ['CAUSE MEEVERS'S AS RETARDED AS CHEWIE X3].
BYOU [SCREW]: BYOUBA FETT ['CAUSE HE' MAKE "A" GREAT BYOUNTY HUNTER XD].
AND THAT'S ALL I CAN REMEMBER =[
AND I KNOW THAT SOME OF THE FACES HAVEN'T BEEN DONE, IT'S BECAUSE I'VE BEEN AT THIS ALL DAY AND I'M TIRED, BECAUSE MY STUPID PROGRAM KEPT ON MESSING UP AND CRASHING BEFORE I HAD THE CHANCE TO SAVE THEM ALL, SO I HAD TO KEEP RE-DOING THEM.. AND THEN I GOT TIRED AND LAZY.... HENCE IT'S UNFINISHED AND HENCE I LEFT TEH RAINBOWSABRES OUT.... =/
"HE FEARED YOU MIGHT FOLLOW OBI-PON ON SOME DAMN IDEALISTIC GHEI CRUSADE LIKE YOUR FATHER DID," OBI-PON HIROBI.
"YOUR FATHER'S RAINBOWSABRE. THIS IS A WEAPON OF "A" GHEIDI KNIGHT. NOT AS FAIL OR RANDOM AS "A" RAINBOW BLASTER; "A" COLOURFUL WEAPON FOR "A" MORE CIVILIZED AGE. FOR OVER "A" THOUSAND GHEINARATIONS, THE GHEIDI KNIGHTS WERE THE GUARDIANS OF GHEI RIGHTS, PEACE AND JUSTICE IN THE OLD REPUBLIC. BEFORE THE DARK TIMES... BEFORE THE SEMPIRE," OBI-PON.
"THERE WAS NOTHING YOU COULD HAVE DONE, SAGA. HAD YOU BEEN THERE YOU'D HAVE BEEN RAEP IMMINENT TOO, AND THE GHEIDROIDS WOULD NAO BE IN THE HANDS OF THE SEMPIRE," OBI-PON.
"DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POUT. OBI-PON HIROBI IS HERE, THE POUT IS WITH HIM," DARTH TORAWR.
"I WILL COME WITH YOU TO ARISUAAN. THERE'S NO DICK FOR ME HERE NAO. I WANT TO LEARN THE WAYS OF THE POUT AND BECOME A GHEIDI LIKE MY FATHER," SAGA BASSLICKER.
"NO! ARISUAAN IS PEACEFUL AND RAINBOWFUL! WE HAVE LITTLE PEENORS, YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY," PRINCESS SHOUA ORGASMA.
"I'VE PLACED INFORMATION VITAL TO THE SURVIVAL OF THE REBEILLION INTO THE PIMPIN' SYSTEMS OF THIS RU2-D2 UNIT. MY FATHER WILL KNOW HOW TO RETRIEVE IT. YOU MUST SEE THIS PIMPDROID SAFELY DELIVERED TO HIM ON ARISUAAN. THIS IS OUR MOST DESPERATE HOUR, THEY'RE GONNA ASSRAEP US. HELP ME OBI-PON HIROBI, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE," PRINCESS SHOUA.
"THE POUT IS STRONG IN YOU, BASSLICKER," DARTH TORAWR.
"MAY THE POUT BE WITH YOU", OBI-PON.
"EMBRACE THE SEME-SIDE, YOUNG BASSLICKER," DARTH TORAWR.
AND THUS WE END TEH FAIL. I ARE SORRY FOR THE LOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOONG POST T_T FEEL FREE TO DELETE IF TOO BIG, OR WUTEVER, AND THEN FEEL FREE TO SHOOT ME AFTERWARDS. ><;