IT'S SCARY HOW WELL THIS WORKS

[hiratsu]

OKAY, THIS INVOLVES SOME BACKSTORY. BASICALLY, GIBBS IS BATMAN BECAUSE OF HIS AMAZING ABILITY TO SNEAK UP ON EVERYONE. OKAY, THERE'S OTHER REASONS BUT WHATEVS. SO I TELL PEOPLE THIS, AND THEY ASK ME WHAT THAT MAKES EVERYONE ELSE. WELL I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT.

TONY IS TOTALLY DICK GRAYSON. PARTICULARLY NOW THAT DICK TOOK OVER FOR BRUCE IN THE COMICS, JUST LIKE TONY DID WHEN GIBBS RETIRED. ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THERE'S NO TIME TRAVEL IN NCIS.

ABBY IS ORACLE. BOTH ARE BEHIND THE SCENES BUT BOTH TOTALLY KICK ASS. ALL ABBY NEEDS IS A TEAM OF FEMALE CRIME FIGHTERS WORKING FOR HER.

KATE IS THE FIRST BATGIRL, CAUSE OF THE WHOLE GETTING SHOT THING.

ZIVA'S THE SECOND BATGIRL BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH NINJAS.

MCGEE'S TIM DRAKE. BECAUSE HE'S TOTALLY NOT HARDCORE ENOUGH TO BE ANY OTHER ROBIN. EXCEPT MAYBE STEPH.

AND DUCKY'S ALFRED. BECAUSE DUH.

I HAVE SPENT WAY TOO MUCH TIME THINKING OF THIS AND HAD TO SHARE