MGMT ON THE COVER OF EQ MAG/ LJ-CUTS ARE FOR PUSSIES
HAI BBS.
I TOOK MY MOMS CREDIT CARD TO BUY SOME GROCERIES AND TIN FOIL (IDK WHY SHE NEEDED TINFOIL) AND THEN I SAW A ~~FAMILIAR IMAGE ON ONE OF THE MAGAZINES AND IT CAUGHT MY EYE. I WAS ACTUALLY JUST LOOKIN FOR SPIN BUT U KNOW I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET.
SO I USED MY DADS SCANNER TO SHARE THE GLORIOUSNESS WITH YALL.
ARENT YALL GLAD I VISITED MY PARENTS THIS WEEKEND? OTHERWISE I'D BE IN MY GHETTO HOLE OF DOWNTOWN HOUSTON AND YALL WOULDA PROBABLY NEVER EVEN SEEN THIS SHIT!!!
HIGHLIGHTS OF THE INTERVIEW INCLUDE:
-LEARNING THAT MATT'S LAST NAME IS "ASTI" AND JAMES'S LAST NAME IS "RICHARDSON".... I NEVER KNEW THAT SHIT.
-"KEMBER FOUND THE GROUP'S ANALOG FIXATION AMUSING. 'THEY LIKED PUTTING THEIR HANDS ON THE THING,' HE SAYS WITH A LAUGH."
-YOUR MIND WILL BE BLOWN READING THE "SIBERIAN BREAKTHROUGH" SECTION, WHEN BEN STARTS TALKING ABOUT NUMEROLOGY O.O
-WE FIND THAT WE CAN BLAME THE EMS SYNTHI FOR LADY DADA'S NIGHTMARE, AS "IT IS MOST PROMINENT IN LADY DADA'S NIGHTMARE, THAT SQUEALING, CRYING AWFUL SOUND." AND IT IS NOT THE VOICE OF AN ACTUAL WOMAN. KNWOING THIS MAKES IT EASIER TO LISTEN TO, IMO. I JUST COULDN'T LISTEN TO IT WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ACTUAL WOMAN. LOL.
-THE MAGAZINE RECOGNIZES BENDREW'S GENIUS IN THE LAST PARAGRAPH, BITCH WE TOLD YOU SO. (BTW, THAT PARAGRAPH DOESN'T SHOW UP IN THE SCAN, IT GOT CUT OFF, LOL, SO JUST TRUST ME)
SINCE THIS MAG ENDED UP BEING $7 (WHAT THE FUCK?) I EXPECT $7 WORTH OF COMMENTS. STOP HAVING LIVES, DAMNIT.
SO HAS ANYONE BEEN TO ANY CONCERTS YET? I WOULD LIKE TO SEE REVIEWS AND STORIES, MAN. WHERE'S YOUR STORIES? >:(
I TOOK MY MOMS CREDIT CARD TO BUY SOME GROCERIES AND TIN FOIL (IDK WHY SHE NEEDED TINFOIL) AND THEN I SAW A ~~FAMILIAR IMAGE ON ONE OF THE MAGAZINES AND IT CAUGHT MY EYE. I WAS ACTUALLY JUST LOOKIN FOR SPIN BUT U KNOW I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET.
SO I USED MY DADS SCANNER TO SHARE THE GLORIOUSNESS WITH YALL.
ARENT YALL GLAD I VISITED MY PARENTS THIS WEEKEND? OTHERWISE I'D BE IN MY GHETTO HOLE OF DOWNTOWN HOUSTON AND YALL WOULDA PROBABLY NEVER EVEN SEEN THIS SHIT!!!
HIGHLIGHTS OF THE INTERVIEW INCLUDE:
-LEARNING THAT MATT'S LAST NAME IS "ASTI" AND JAMES'S LAST NAME IS "RICHARDSON".... I NEVER KNEW THAT SHIT.
-"KEMBER FOUND THE GROUP'S ANALOG FIXATION AMUSING. 'THEY LIKED PUTTING THEIR HANDS ON THE THING,' HE SAYS WITH A LAUGH."
-YOUR MIND WILL BE BLOWN READING THE "SIBERIAN BREAKTHROUGH" SECTION, WHEN BEN STARTS TALKING ABOUT NUMEROLOGY O.O
-WE FIND THAT WE CAN BLAME THE EMS SYNTHI FOR LADY DADA'S NIGHTMARE, AS "IT IS MOST PROMINENT IN LADY DADA'S NIGHTMARE, THAT SQUEALING, CRYING AWFUL SOUND." AND IT IS NOT THE VOICE OF AN ACTUAL WOMAN. KNWOING THIS MAKES IT EASIER TO LISTEN TO, IMO. I JUST COULDN'T LISTEN TO IT WHEN I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ACTUAL WOMAN. LOL.
-THE MAGAZINE RECOGNIZES BENDREW'S GENIUS IN THE LAST PARAGRAPH, BITCH WE TOLD YOU SO. (BTW, THAT PARAGRAPH DOESN'T SHOW UP IN THE SCAN, IT GOT CUT OFF, LOL, SO JUST TRUST ME)
SINCE THIS MAG ENDED UP BEING $7 (WHAT THE FUCK?) I EXPECT $7 WORTH OF COMMENTS. STOP HAVING LIVES, DAMNIT.
SO HAS ANYONE BEEN TO ANY CONCERTS YET? I WOULD LIKE TO SEE REVIEWS AND STORIES, MAN. WHERE'S YOUR STORIES? >:(