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ELL SNAKES ALIVE, I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY EXCITING THAT SOMEBODY HAD BEEN IMPERSONATING PRINCE GEORGE IN THE HOSPITAL, UNTIL I REALISED THAT I WAS PRINCE GEORGE AND SHOULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. I'M NOT SURE THEY BELIEVE ME THOUGH, AND IT MUST BE TERRIBLEY CONFUSING HAVING 2 PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE ME AROUND, THOUGH YOU CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BECAUSE I'M THE SLIGHTLY MORE HANDSOME ONE, THE OTHER ME DRESSES LIKE A LOTMAN FOR GOODNESS' SAKE! THERE SURE ARE SOME FASCINATING FELLOWS THERE, INCLUDING THAT OLD SURLY BOOTS WITH THE FAMILIAR FACE, THAT BLUE-STOCKING ALWAYS JERRYMUMBLING HER APPLE-DUMPLING SHOP, THAT WELL-BREECHED CYPRIAN, AND THE FLAXEN-HAIRED KID WHO TALKS LIKE A PRISONER. WELL, BETTER GET OFF THIS MAGIC-BOX AND OUT OF THE OFFICE BEFORE WHOEVER IT BELONGS TO FINDS ME AND TAKES THE OWL!
PS. COLLAPSED FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON EARLIER ON BUT I DON'T THINK ANYBODY SAW, BUT NO NEED TO MAKE A GREAT HARVEST OF A LITTLE CORN, I'M SURE MY NODDLE AND CLARET ARE JUST DANDY!