Jun 08, 2003 23:22
I met you some time ago through that Hot or Not site
And the first thing I thought when I turned on the light
Next to the computer as I looked at your face, was
"HOLY SHIT, who is this HOTTIE!?" as i came all over the place.
Don't worry, I didn't really do that cause that would be SICK
You'd have to come over and sit on my dick
But since you're about 1500 miles away, I sit back and say,
"Dammit to hell, that's fucking GAY!"
So far this poem is not really true
So now I'll be accurate when talking about you.
And if this parts better then please be my guest
To ignore all my jibberish and leave out the rest.
here we go...
Your hair is of gold and your eyes are divine,
On a scale up to 10 your an easy 29.
If I ever was with you I'd surely pass out
Because you're a KNOCKOUT, without one single doubt.
If I had three wishes, I'd wish for your smile
And everything attached to be HERE for awhile.
My second wish undoubtedly would be to touch you
To touch an angel is something that not many can do.
And for my third wish I'd have to make sure
That they would be like my last wishes were.
With innocent intent and with one single goal
I'd wish along with your smile that you'd send me your soul.
Sexy smile, golden hair, great eyes and great skin
Indeed these are great but I like what's within.
So when I get money and can finally abduct you
I'll take you to Hawaii where the sky's always blue.
But for now I think I'm heading to bed
My brain is like cabbage, my eyelids are lead.
So much for ending all happy and funny,
That only happens when I fork out the money
And come get you and steal you before some guy gets you first
Cause that would suck ass and my nipple would burst.
I love writing shit that begins to sound crazy
It just means I'm tired and thinking all hazy.
Neat I just farted and it made a cool sound
The echo reverberated and vibrated the ground.
Now I've decided it's time for bed.
My brain just fell right out my head.