how many dudes you know roll like this..

[capricorndancer]

spent weekend nicely

- worked
- played a lot of scattergories
- went and saw team america which is hilarious.. probably the crassest most enjoyable film i've seen ever
- arec bardwinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
- kim jong il is my new favourite person
- went to steph's on saturday night and wanted to go out but ultimately stayed at their house playing uno and scattergories and feeling like i was 12
- went to hennessey's 19th party.. was the shittest thing i've ever attended.. i left after 15 minutes
- yesterday i ate heaps
- watched elf
- parents went up coast
- parents thankfully took sister
- so now have house to myself
- which is awesome
- until about 3am when i'm in this fucking huge house and i hear things..
- and then i think about being murdered
- and then i think.. people don't want to murder me
- but maybe they do
- i do play a lot of loud music
- maybe the neighbours are planning a plot to kill me
- maybe not
- but maybe they are
- stop being so fucking ridiculous
- hey watch the language
- stitches keep on falling out my mouth at most inappropriate times
- i turned on jjj yesterday and fucking scribe was on.. why?