Feb 02, 2006 23:17
I almost just completely wet my pants
My heart is pounding
okay
so
*breathes deeply*
my sisters and got home from caregroup a few minutes ago and it was insane
right before we were about to leave the Korbs I had to go to the bathroom but decided to wait till I got home
well first we park like way far away from our house and at this point I am like
ahhh! I have to go to the bathroom!!!!!
an so I am like dancing in the street waiting for my sisters to get out of the car
so finally they get out
and were walking and Lindsay says "um, I just dropped your hair clip down the sewer"
Me- "WHAT?!?!?! My metal one?!?! That was my prized posession! I can't believe this!"
Lindsay- *chuckles to self and pulls out hand from behind back to reveal my clip*
Me- *dies*
okay so I am all frazzled and then Steph says "Why are you waiting for us? run to the door"
Me- "You have the house key!!!"
Steph- "Sometimes they leave it unlocked for us"
Me- *gallops to the door in vain only to find that it is indeed locked*
Me- "Hurry!!! it's locked!!!!!"
*steph gets to the door right as I am vowing to wear Depends the rest of my life*
Stephanie- "What is THAT?!?"
Me- "ooooooooo mah gosh I don't have time for this! it's just a grasshopper, Christian can feed it to his Lizard"
*stephanie opens door hesitantly*
*I run by only to be scared out of my pants by my brother hiding right inside the door*
Me- *screams in horror and looses almost complete bladder control and rushes to the bathroom*
okay so maybe that was a little to detailed for some of ya'll and I might decide to delete this tomorrow but
alright
good night