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Dear Paris Hilton:
Your vagina belongs IN you skirt. It should not be visible unless you are naked or wearing really tight underwear. I appreciate the fact you manicure it so well but my lord. You have sex with so many men that for christmas all you ask for is Country Breeze Pootie-Poot Freshining Spray. Give it a rest.
Dear Everyone Else:
I am getting yet another new phone soon. With a new number. Private post with the number when I get it. Prepare yourselves!
Your vagina belongs IN you skirt. It should not be visible unless you are naked or wearing really tight underwear. I appreciate the fact you manicure it so well but my lord. You have sex with so many men that for christmas all you ask for is Country Breeze Pootie-Poot Freshining Spray. Give it a rest.
Dear Everyone Else:
I am getting yet another new phone soon. With a new number. Private post with the number when I get it. Prepare yourselves!