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Last night I went to this bar which had all of these ridiculous German Beers on tap. The names where absolutly ridiculous like "Hessinsnoodlewiesnbier" and shit along those lines. Luckly, I was there durring their specials... Big ass glass of imported beer for 3 bucks. That really isn't that bad. Today, I decided that I wanted to be a "Grown ass man" and get a Burger and a beer at a Tavern. That didn't work out aswell as hoped. I got to the Tavern, got my huge glass of Yuengling, got the burger, then when I went to shake the Ketchup,and the cap was not on all the way as I soon found out. Ketchup everywhere. I even had it in my hair on the side. Funny thing is that when I went into the bathroom to clean up, some guy saw me and thought that I was in a bar fight with the ketchup everywhere. I thought that was pretty bad ass. I wish my blood tasted like tomatoes.