No dude, Newman will be here in a minute.
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In today's episode of Icon Entertainment™, the role of Receptionist will be played by Josh Androsky.
Yeah, what the fuck is that all about? I'm not a receptionist, I'm an asshole. But, if you know me well... I turn into Joel when I'm on the phone. I get all nervous, and my voice cracks, and I glottal-fry x5000. It sucks. So, let's turn "little-girl Josh" loose on a fully functioning, yet critically understaffed because of the holiday break, Television Company.
Here's a transcript (note, the man who called me never told me his name, but I assume it's Floyd, or Wesley):
(Phone rings)
Josh: (Looking up from Monopoly on an iMac) Uh... Uhh... (pushes button) (picks up phone) Tri... *coughs* Tri-Crown Productions?
Floyd/Wesley: (Speaking incredibly fast) Hello, I wanted to know if your company deals with animation rendering and graphics?
(pause)
(pause)
Josh: Um... hello??
Floyd/Wesley: Yes, hi. I wanted to know if your company deals with animation rendering and graphics..?
Josh: Umm.... (looking desperately at the lack of flashing buttons, signaling that nobody is available) Let me transfer your call...
(Josh slowly hangs up the phone)