{{ WARNINGS AND PUNISHMENTS }}
[Captain Redd's comm switches on, showing a clear shot of his face. His expression is that of resentment and loathing, and his tone clearly exudes sarcasm and thinly veiled contempt.]
DUCKIES, we have a conflict of a lingual variety.
Surely after all this time, especially after what most of you have seen and experienced FIRST HAND, you should all know that I WILL NOT TOLERATE VIOLENCE and MURDER on my boat.
I thought you all spoke common, but CLEARLY the majority of you speak IDIOT. I refuse to debase myself by communicating in such a manner to get my message through your skulls, so instead I shall attempt to make my point clear in the native language of your mothers.
[Redd pauses for a moment, and clears his throat.]
Grrrrrrrrrrrr Bark! Bark-bark! Arf! Yip-GRRR...Bark! Bark!
Have I made myself clear? Good.
[Redd holds up a ragged looking napkin, squints at it, and represses a growl in the back of his throat.]
You've all kept busy while Redd's had his eyes elsewhere, haven't you...
[He clears his throat again.]
Marco. Jet. WATCH YOURSELVES.
Joe. Sokka. Hancock. Veld. Vincent. Danny. Jim. Katara. Zuko. Ironhide. Naughty, naughty.
Reno. Lucrecia. Tanvir. Hanna. Moonie. Attika. Ganondorf.
[Redd glares at the screen.]
Perhaps this time punishments will speak louder than words.
[Joe, Sokka, Hancock, Veld, Vincent, Danny, Jim, Katara, Zuko and Ironhide are all punished for violence against their fellow passengers. The following punishments go into effect immediately, while lasting only three days, passengers will experience a bulk of the symptoms during that time period:
1. Sokka will have measles for three days.
2. Joe will have diphtheria for three days.
3. Katara will have lice infesting all areas with body hair for three days.
4. Danny will have rabies for three days.
5. Hancock will have malaria for three days.
6. Vincent will have smallpox for three days.
7. Zuko will have tuberculosis for three days.
8. Veld will have typhoid fever for three days.
9. Jim will have trichinosis for three days.
10. Ironhide will be humanized and afflicted with pertussis for three days.
~~~
Reno, Lucrecia, Tanvir, Hanna, and Moonie will find themselves in the brig for three days; but it's not one of the usual cells that greets them. Instead of being drafty and chilly, his cell is warm. Very warm. The floor is soft and uneven and it seems to be made out of flesh. The only light comes from a single lightbulb that hangs from the center of the ceiling, and the lightbulb is fused with what looks like neural tissue to provide the electricity. A heartbeat can be heard if one presses their ear to the soft, pulsating wall. As for food and water... well, the flesh shall provide. Human breasts grow out of the walls here and there beside human arms of all shades and pigmentations. The arms and hands wave around gently, seeking to touch something. Moving too close to them will earn you a punch or a scratch, and striking back at them seems to have no effect whatsoever. It's just so hot in there, you're bound to get thirsty eventually.
1. Hanna will have yellow fever while they are in the brig for three days, and for three days beyond that.
2. Tanvir will have a severe case of West Nile virus while they are in the brig for three days, and for three days beyond that.
3. Reno will have leprosy while they are in the brig for three days, and for three days beyond that.
4. Lucrecia will have botulism while they are in the brig for three days, and for three days beyond that.
5. Moonie will have necrotizing fasciitis while they are in the brig for three days, and for three days beyond that.
Attika will also find herself in the brig and punished with a bad case of decompression sickness. While punished, Attika will experience no less than three symptoms at any given time, though which symptoms she deals with may change every few hours or so. This will last for the three days she is in the brig, and for six more days beyond that.
Ganondorf will also find himself in a brig, and punished by being afflicted with warbles. When they emerge, the larvae will cause many swellings ("warbles") under the skin, causing harm and pain. The warbles don't burrow deeper into the flesh, but stay under the skin (hence, its scientific name Hypoderma). Nevertheless, when accidentally destroyed by pressure, the larvae will cause large purulent swellings. From the subcutaneous swelling, the warble will puncture the skin when coming out of Ganondorf. The migrating larvae can cause damage to muscle as the tunnels they make fill with a substance known as butcher's jelly. Ganondorf will endure this for the six days he spends in the brig and for six more days beyond that.
~~~
All diseases and afflictions are non-transferrable, even those known to be highly contagious. Any who seek cures and healing at the clinic will find all methods are ineffective. Punishments cannot be shortened due to death, and will resume when the character revives 24 hours later.]
DUCKIES, we have a conflict of a lingual variety.
Surely after all this time, especially after what most of you have seen and experienced FIRST HAND, you should all know that I WILL NOT TOLERATE VIOLENCE and MURDER on my boat.
I thought you all spoke common, but CLEARLY the majority of you speak IDIOT. I refuse to debase myself by communicating in such a manner to get my message through your skulls, so instead I shall attempt to make my point clear in the native language of your mothers.
[Redd pauses for a moment, and clears his throat.]
Grrrrrrrrrrrr Bark! Bark-bark! Arf! Yip-GRRR...Bark! Bark!
Have I made myself clear? Good.
[Redd holds up a ragged looking napkin, squints at it, and represses a growl in the back of his throat.]
You've all kept busy while Redd's had his eyes elsewhere, haven't you...
[He clears his throat again.]
Marco. Jet. WATCH YOURSELVES.
Joe. Sokka. Hancock. Veld. Vincent. Danny. Jim. Katara. Zuko. Ironhide. Naughty, naughty.
Reno. Lucrecia. Tanvir. Hanna. Moonie. Attika. Ganondorf.
[Redd glares at the screen.]
Perhaps this time punishments will speak louder than words.
[Joe, Sokka, Hancock, Veld, Vincent, Danny, Jim, Katara, Zuko and Ironhide are all punished for violence against their fellow passengers. The following punishments go into effect immediately, while lasting only three days, passengers will experience a bulk of the symptoms during that time period:
1. Sokka will have measles for three days.
2. Joe will have diphtheria for three days.
3. Katara will have lice infesting all areas with body hair for three days.
4. Danny will have rabies for three days.
5. Hancock will have malaria for three days.
6. Vincent will have smallpox for three days.
7. Zuko will have tuberculosis for three days.
8. Veld will have typhoid fever for three days.
9. Jim will have trichinosis for three days.
10. Ironhide will be humanized and afflicted with pertussis for three days.
~~~
Reno, Lucrecia, Tanvir, Hanna, and Moonie will find themselves in the brig for three days; but it's not one of the usual cells that greets them. Instead of being drafty and chilly, his cell is warm. Very warm. The floor is soft and uneven and it seems to be made out of flesh. The only light comes from a single lightbulb that hangs from the center of the ceiling, and the lightbulb is fused with what looks like neural tissue to provide the electricity. A heartbeat can be heard if one presses their ear to the soft, pulsating wall. As for food and water... well, the flesh shall provide. Human breasts grow out of the walls here and there beside human arms of all shades and pigmentations. The arms and hands wave around gently, seeking to touch something. Moving too close to them will earn you a punch or a scratch, and striking back at them seems to have no effect whatsoever. It's just so hot in there, you're bound to get thirsty eventually.
1. Hanna will have yellow fever while they are in the brig for three days, and for three days beyond that.
2. Tanvir will have a severe case of West Nile virus while they are in the brig for three days, and for three days beyond that.
3. Reno will have leprosy while they are in the brig for three days, and for three days beyond that.
4. Lucrecia will have botulism while they are in the brig for three days, and for three days beyond that.
5. Moonie will have necrotizing fasciitis while they are in the brig for three days, and for three days beyond that.
Attika will also find herself in the brig and punished with a bad case of decompression sickness. While punished, Attika will experience no less than three symptoms at any given time, though which symptoms she deals with may change every few hours or so. This will last for the three days she is in the brig, and for six more days beyond that.
Ganondorf will also find himself in a brig, and punished by being afflicted with warbles. When they emerge, the larvae will cause many swellings ("warbles") under the skin, causing harm and pain. The warbles don't burrow deeper into the flesh, but stay under the skin (hence, its scientific name Hypoderma). Nevertheless, when accidentally destroyed by pressure, the larvae will cause large purulent swellings. From the subcutaneous swelling, the warble will puncture the skin when coming out of Ganondorf. The migrating larvae can cause damage to muscle as the tunnels they make fill with a substance known as butcher's jelly. Ganondorf will endure this for the six days he spends in the brig and for six more days beyond that.
~~~
All diseases and afflictions are non-transferrable, even those known to be highly contagious. Any who seek cures and healing at the clinic will find all methods are ineffective. Punishments cannot be shortened due to death, and will resume when the character revives 24 hours later.]