{ WARNINGS + PUNISHMENTS }
[Redd's voice pipes up over ShipNET. Is it strange or does he sound rather menacing?
Vincent. Ganondorf. Link. Pamela. Azula. Gideon.
Don't think that Captain Redd has forgotten about any of you.
You've all been very, very bad.
Pamela. Gideon. Gullible little bobbins.
STRIKE ONE.
Do you hear me? Strike one. Next time is a punishment, duckies.
[He pauses to clear his throat.]
The rest of you? You all know better, poppets. You all know better, and should feel VERY lucky I don't have time to attend to you all personally.
[Vincent and Ganondorf will cough up a goldfish once an hour for three days.
In the Kuma-Ko, a fishtank has been set up. The sign reads "Vinnie & Ganny's Friends." If placed in the tank, the goldfish will swim about happily. If allowed to languish on the harsh, unforgiving land, they will fade and disappear.
All passengers receiving punishment will find themselves followed by a disembodied floating horsehead. It is partially decayed, but stares with baleful eyes. Even hardened individuals will find it rather menacing.
Should they not look at the horsehead for a few minutes, they will feel the slightest brush against their skin - and when they turn to look, the horse's skinny jaws will be opened wide, about to take a chomp out of them. The moment they make visual contact, the head will return to glaring.
If they actually manage to fall to sleep, they may awake to find the horse's accusing, oblong-pupil'd eye a mere inch from their face.
ENJOY~]
Vincent. Ganondorf. Link. Pamela. Azula. Gideon.
Don't think that Captain Redd has forgotten about any of you.
You've all been very, very bad.
Pamela. Gideon. Gullible little bobbins.
STRIKE ONE.
Do you hear me? Strike one. Next time is a punishment, duckies.
[He pauses to clear his throat.]
The rest of you? You all know better, poppets. You all know better, and should feel VERY lucky I don't have time to attend to you all personally.
[Vincent and Ganondorf will cough up a goldfish once an hour for three days.
In the Kuma-Ko, a fishtank has been set up. The sign reads "Vinnie & Ganny's Friends." If placed in the tank, the goldfish will swim about happily. If allowed to languish on the harsh, unforgiving land, they will fade and disappear.
All passengers receiving punishment will find themselves followed by a disembodied floating horsehead. It is partially decayed, but stares with baleful eyes. Even hardened individuals will find it rather menacing.
Should they not look at the horsehead for a few minutes, they will feel the slightest brush against their skin - and when they turn to look, the horse's skinny jaws will be opened wide, about to take a chomp out of them. The moment they make visual contact, the head will return to glaring.
If they actually manage to fall to sleep, they may awake to find the horse's accusing, oblong-pupil'd eye a mere inch from their face.
ENJOY~]