{ WARNING & PUNISHMENT }

Jun 06, 2010 16:10

Goodness. My goodness, duckies. Haven't worked off all your ADRENALINE from dealing with darling Jennifer, have you?

Mr. Stampede. Chairs are for sitting. I realize this is a very confusing and perplexing action for your mind to grasp, so I suggest you find someone smarter to teach you how to properly achieve such a result. STRIKE ONE.

And as for you, Maleficent, you really should get ahold of yourself during those times of the month. Perhaps a change of scenery and a chance to put yourself in another's...paws...will help you to understand that Uncle Reddy will not tolerate such behavior from PMSing dragons. TO THE BRIG WITH YOU.

[For killing Wolfwood, Maleficent has been turned into an adorable pink fluffy bunny. She will retain the power of speech, but will be unable to shift into her human form or dragon form for a week days. For the first three days, she will remain in the brig with nothing to eat but marshmallow peeps from Uncle Redd. They are delivered with a note that he hopes the little yellow sugar chicks will sweeten her disposition.]

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