-he flamingoes. No? Too harsh?
Ah.
[A rustling of papers.]
Mo-to-ko~
You know better than that, my poppet! We'll just have to show you what happens to disobedient dolls, now won't we?
Now as I was saying, with frosting as a floatation device...
[The Major is going to the brig for three days, of course. But she will also find herself followed by Yakkity Sax, aka
The Benny Hill Theme, everywhere she goes. This is audible to others. She also cannot turn off her ears or her emotional processes. This is in effect for a week.]