{ PUNISHMENT }

[capn_redd]

Mister Jak.

Mar.

Elf-thing.

Whatever your name is!

That is NOT proper procedure for a welcoming party!

TO THE BRIG WITH YOU!!

[OOC: Jak will be sent to the brig for three days. Additionally, his toes have been turned into roses. They attract tiny singing bees. He may also find himself harassed by the giant bees from Deck 6. This also

Comments

[shadesofeco]

[psychoticracer]

Serves me right for not teaching you to play nice, I suppose.

[shadesofeco]

Bite me.

[psychoticracer]

Isn't that my line, Eco Freak?

[electroniccrane]

[The Major makes a series of not-terribly-difficult deductions.]

Praxis is dead already? Is that a record?

[capn_redd]

Is it~?

QUICK! INFORM THE MINISTRY!!

[electroniccrane]

I would, but I can't seem to connect to any comms satellites. Would you happen to know anything about that?

[capn_redd]

All lost to the solar winds, my poppet~

[oblique_wisdom]

[Surely whatever Jak has done is for the right reasons, right...? Zelda hasn't put two and two together yet, even with Praxis's previous... shouting match.]

Oh... Poor Sir Jak...

[capn_redd]

Pouvre chic, my dear!

[oblique_wisdom]

...... Sir...?

[capn_redd]

Indeed!!

[does_everything]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa, what the hell're you punishing him for?!

[capn_redd]

somebody needs to keep his claws to himself, yes indeed~

[does_everything]

What claws?! What'd he do?

[capn_redd]

Goodness me, just look at the time!!

Why don't you ask him yourself, mon petit chou~

[noir_epoch]

Oh I don't know, depending on the circumstances, I think Jak's version of a welcoming party would work.

What'd he do, anyway? And to who?

[capn_redd]

So curious, homunculus~

Ha-HA!! I rhymed!

[noir_epoch]

Oh yes, I must confess.

(...Why was Greed geting into this?)

[capn_redd]

Confess? CONFESS!

NO ONE EXPECTS THE IRANIAN INQUISITION!!