I WANTED TO LEAVE THEM ON THE COUNTER! BITCH!

Sep 21, 2012 19:09

"This is like, uh, a non-criminal's idea of a drug meet.  This is like, 'oh I saw this in a movie.  Ooh, look at me!'."

"Yeah, I mean, I used to...until you killed him!"

"Ahhh....wiiiire."

"Yeah, Georgia O' Keefe, she's a painter, duhh?  She does these, like, vagina pictures.  Or paintings.  Or just painted, I dunno."

"I eat a lotta frozen stuff.  It's usually...pretty bad.  I mean, the pictures are always so awesome...you know?  It's like, 'HELL YEAH, I'M STOKED FOR THIS LASAGNA!' and then ya nuke it and...the cheese gets all scabby on top and it's like...it's like you're eating a scab..."

help, ooc, muse work, jesse quotes of the day, i have no life

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